Ashley Holt

venmo or gtfo

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

I snap chatted a guy a picture of the road with the caption “I hit a possum”

His response?

“Sit on my face”

I hate the human race.

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

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[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

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[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

@MurderSmall listen while I’m at work, and I’ve been on maternity leave since July so this is really just from January to July 😅😅

[🌟🏴‍☠️ @GellertDepp]

I don’t care if he sticks it to his body and runs around the house making chicken noises tbh Charlotte.
Broke McGee has to pay up first x

[frank drebin @danblock4]

I just think that Amber Heard owing Johnny Depp five times her net worth is the best.

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

She thought the hate was bad before 😅

[Chelsey Box @carharter]

It’s day 6382816382 of the trial and Elaine still can’t figure out how to use the fucking microphone. Good god. #ElaineBredehoft #JohnnyDeppVsAmberHeard #JusticeForJohhnyDepp

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

They seriously weren’t playing when they said you feel the loneliest when you’re pregnant

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

It’s getting warm out. Bugs are coming out. Makes sense why I just passed my ex.

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

I thought my depression was bad… and now I’m pregnant with depression and that’s a whole other story

[Evettexo @Evettexo]

I love that I don’t care anymore. Not in a hurtful way, but in a peaceful way.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

not to be dramatic but I feel 8,000 times better when it’s nice outside

[noah @ylnoahhh]

ion be getting jealous but who tf is that??

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

What are friends lol

[𝐵． @1ofonebri]

I wanna go shopping but not w my money

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

I wanna know how this baby can put away three pieces of pizza and a lava cake JUST FOR breakfast and I’ve still only gained 4 lbs

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

I guess we got a free butterball turkey as our Christmas bonus this year…
Except I never received my coupon for it while everyone else has. F me right

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

@MurderSmall whoops

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

@DangerPeteTV Yup!! I used to work there. I know there’s specific way to do these things, and yet, I’m still drinking my mf caramel regular, black lmao

[Ashley Holt @Ashley__Holt]

I just wanna know why every dunkins that I go to has a different way of making my mf coffee