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ashley • 26 • US Navy • “I don’t have kids bc I never give a fuck”

[Bad Girls Club Tea  @bgcteainsta]

Not biggie catching her man cheating 😩

[✨🦭✨ @Ashley__Kardash]

@CHiEF_SHEED No literally 💀

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is absolute fucking bullshit

[Andrex Herrer @andrexherrer]

Me as soon as I get to work

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

“Born June 23, 1948” he needs to be put in a retirement home.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Cannot believe we’re expected to celebrate 4th of July this week like there’s anything to be proud of in this country right now

[Mike @iEkimNitram]

This tweet is WILD

[Brian McBride @BrianDMcBride]

A+ headline.

[✨🦭✨ @Ashley__Kardash]

@CHiEF_SHEED Lmao imagine me doing crack 💀

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Bri @Bri18696]

oh nah 😭😭😭

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

being single sucks when u have to designate an emergency contact bc what? my dad's gonna fly to burbank when i faint at a pilates studio?

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

It took me 2.5 years of the pandemic to learn that the bottom drawer where I store my baking pans and trays (as my immigrant ancestors taught me) is a broiler so please respect my privacy at this time

[chlo @chlosih]

I don’t physically understand how people work 9-5s or work full time and look after children and their home. I don’t get it

[deenyul, esquiggle @ttexass]

lol I got married a year ago today and I’m already divorced

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

so a couple weeks ago we came home and hubie pooed on the rug … I cleaned it, put it in the wash, sanitized it and it came out like this. does it say BITCH or am I going insane

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

So sad that kids today spend so much time online. When we were kids we were always outside throwing rocks at one another, smoking, lighting small fires, stealing car hood ornaments, shoplifting, trying drugs... one time I drank gasoline.