Ashley Thompson

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. She/Her.

[Ashley Thompson @Ashleydawnthom]

(Totally not dying inside🙂😍) https://t.co/u1D2FxEklF

[Brett Eldredge @bretteldredge]

I'm totally ok with that too! Thanks for listening!:) https://t.co/KjmRfj7sIP

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

How it feels to ask someone if they’re gonna eat their pickle

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[Vic Mackey @AmeenHus]

Post office employees when you ask them to do anything

[bonky @shesbonky]

alpha bros be having podcasts where they coach other men to be hyper-masculine controlling red-flag assholes meanwhile every woman i know is completely horny for this 40 sec clip of tom holland in drag shaking his little ass to a feminist anthem

[pumpkin mama 🍼🎃 @honeybunwife]

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2024 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

[Tim Clark @_Tim_Clark_]

I will make January 6th look like a pillow fight

[cain 𓃠 @wolfyaltwitch]

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they're allergic to just catholicism

[pride and prejudice archive @pandparchive]

when you've already given your all and it's only tuesday

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Dafoe really serving up some incredible looks this year

[lyssa @FITZLASSO]

save me tony goldwyn save me

[lyssa @FITZLASSO]

THIS PICTURE, WOW??????? ICONS.

[lyssa @FITZLASSO]

close enough welcome back president fitz grant