Ashley Holston

Storyteller. Comedian. Tiny Home Enthusiast. Be kind and do whatever else you want

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

INSIDE makes me wanna get weird in my bedroom. #Inside #BoBurnham #boburnhaminside #insideboburnham

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

How God damn beautiful is the inside of @boburnham's head? #Inside #insideboburnham #boburnhaminside #BoBurnham

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

@HP the only thing you all #KeepReinventing are excuses to not give me a refund on the defective product you sold me. Never buy HP! They send you junk and try to keep your money! #SCAMMERALERT #HaventBlackWomenBeenThroughEnough?!
#MyMoneyMatters

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

Use whatever bathroom you want. Just don't pee on the seat or floor.
#bathroombill
#practiceathomeorsomething
#makebathroomsgreatagain

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

I'm thinking about running for president. #2024 #DemTownHall

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

Joe Biden was wrong then, and the Senators refusing to even meet with the President's #SCOTUS nominee are wrong now.

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

#FreeKesha

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

I missed sleep today so @kanyewest @adidas @twitter I need proof that someone got those #PirateBlack #YEEZYBOOST today. #ShowMeTheYeezys

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

The struggle for these #YEEZYBOOST is ridiculous. You're killing me @adidas @kanyewest #yeezy350 #pirateblack

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

This #YEEZYBOOST restock didn't even happen. There were never any shoes, @kanyewest and @adidas just like fucking with us. #Yeezy350

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

@JebBush must never get compliments. @andersoncooper just said he liked your boots, you say "thank you," and hug your stylist. #GOPTownHall

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

@JohnKasich just asked someone's mom if she was, "available for anything?"
She answered quickly
"Yes, sir!"
Definitely #DTF
#GOPTownHall

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

Someone get @RealBenCarson some water. #GOPTownHall

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

I can't figure out @Snapchat so I've decided to hate it fiercely.

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

The $100 in Cruz's dad's underwear was in change.

#LittleKnownCandidateFacts

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

I'm flattered #Apple is fighting so hard to protect the hundreds of "just okay" selfies I can't bring myself to delete. #AppleVsFBI #FBI

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

I honestly thought the FBI already had access to our phones. #AppleVsFBI #Apple #privacy

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

If white people weren't afraid of @kendricklamar they are now. #GRAMMYs

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

If @POTUS is taking suggestions to replace #JusticeScalia I nominate @TheEllenShow. You want a unanimous decision... #EllenForSupremeCourt

[Ashley Holston @Ashleyholstons]

@KimKardashian needs to take away @kanyewest #twitter privileges. #kanyebreakdown #PoorKanye