Ashley Hildebrand

PSU '20

[Ashley Hildebrand @Ashleyy1026]

I love @paulfeightner

[Mr Bombastic ™️ 🇯🇲 @zakariZ]

Bringing this back to the timeline because it brought me so much joy watching it

[Lauren Zima @laurenzima]

For our weekly transcription of Tyler C's incredible speeches, I have combined what he said to Hannah's mom and dad tonight. There are no words....except Tyler C's. @TylerJCameron3 #TheBachelorette

[sami | she/her @onceuponasami]

Hannah: FOUR TIMES
peter’s mom:
#TheBachelorette

[Connor Obrochta @CObrochta33]

Luke P is an alphabet spaghettios kinda guy with only the letters P S Y C H O P A T H 😱 #TheBachelorette

[The Bachelorette @BacheloretteABC]

“I want you in your highs, and I want you in your lows.” 💕 #TheBachelorette

[jay @fatherjstn]

Me in Highschool Me in College
taking 8 classes when I have more
and staying for than 2 classes
extracurriculars in a single day

[America’s Got Talent @AGT]

It looks like @Kodileerocks just proved to the world that talent is limitless! #AGTPremiere https://t.co/a6MhFICxGq

[marge @margaretg_15]

Women: can we have access to affordable birth control?

Men: NO

Women: can we have access to safe abortions?

Men: absolutely NOT

Women: okay can you wear a condom?

Men: ... it doesn’t feel as good :/

[Katja Rivera Yanko @katrivyank]

Mom: call me more
School: remember that big project’s due next week
Work: do your job better
Friends: ur never free lately :(
Body: yikes
School: finals r soon study up!
Mom: hello?
Work: long hours, lil $, sry bout it
Friends: yo we never see you
Sleep: sis where tf u been?
Me:

[™️ @pmyers_tm]

“Why don’t you date guys from your hometown?”

Guys in my hometown:

[𝔐𝔢𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔬 ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔦 🥭 @MELiSSABREEZY_]

Him: What do you study?

Me: Nursing

Him: So you’re gonna take care of me
right?

Me:

[Ashley Hildebrand @Ashleyy1026]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolChamps

[🌿 @moth_ball_]

Y’all make jokes about men who only last like 2 minutes in bed, but u ever feel the struggle of men who last too long n ur just like okay I get it I get it point proven but pls I have plants 2 water

[🥤🦹🏾‍♀️ @BigNickNRG_]

Condom sex be smelling like autozone but u can’t be raw doggin randoms. So get in the zone. Autozone!!

[PMO Productions @PMO_Productions]

The Bachelor is officially my new favorite comedy. Pure content, so here’s some of my thoughts on last weeks episode

[Frank @Frank1e1999]

It’s weird how we love imperfections in everything but ourselves

[Justine @justine_snyder_]

You don’t punish MSU for the actions of Larry Nassar. You don’t punish OSU for the actions of Urban Meyer and Zach Smith. But you punish penn state for the actions of Jerry Sandusky. Excuse me but are you fucking kidding me