Ashley Bauer

I just really love Jesus and my dog

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Tom Brady running reminds me of that dream where someone is chasing you but you are in slow motion.

[Ashley Bauer @AshleyyBauer]

Keel on what she wants to be when she grows up
"You know the movie The Intern? I want to be Anne Hathaway but w/o all the marriage problems"

[Ashley Bauer @AshleyyBauer]

*Teaching 2nd graders about branches of the military*

Student 1: what if there were battles in space?!
Student 2: uh Star Wars, DUH!

[Ashley Bauer @AshleyyBauer]

@T_Gossen @rreaves75 same

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Have you ever looked at something and thought, "I didn't know it was possible to love something this much." That's how I feel about my dog.

[SBU Activities @thesbuUAC]

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[Claire Van Doren @claire_vandoren]

Jess 4 Pres

[Ashley Bauer @AshleyyBauer]

Madi: "abstinence makes the heart grow fonder" ...not quite but still true

[SBU Activities @thesbuUAC]

That's right, free Taco Bell!! SBU Undergrads, retweet and like this picture! Then go follow us! That will get you 3 tacos!! 🌮🌮🌮

[SBU Activities @thesbuUAC]

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[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Shouldn't cows be called moose?

[Ashley Bauer @AshleyyBauer]

a good post-workout snack is a half a pan of brownies, right?

[Ashley Bauer @AshleyyBauer]

Madi: every time you sing it makes me want to hit myself in the face
Me: *sings louder*