Ash Ketchum

Steph Curry's future wife

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

Me rn

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

White Lotus predicted the NCAA Tournament

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

@LBility Right? Like maybe if a child is hungry we should idk… feed them??

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

Driving with astigmatism, but make it art

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

“I have made some empty promises in my life but, hands down that was the most generous.” iykyk
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

@kittyf0reman Same!!

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

Met my new neighbor yesterday, the cutest retired firefighter, just moved here from Florida. Look out my window today and he’s mowing my lawn 🥺😭 thanks Rick

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

So hard for me to understand how there are self driving cars, yet I still have to go to the office to FAX. How and why is faxing still a thing??? wtf

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

America... where your credit score says you can’t afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

@anna_elizaabeth @LB_Hayes I literally just said this same thing

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

My fav part of my job is when my supervisor gives me a “temporary” case every 3 months and then refuse to ever take them off my caseload 🙃

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

@realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS Why did you even get tested?! If you don’t get the test, we have less cases! Duh

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

I just got an email from the government telling me to start preparing for when student loan payments start again. Aww damn, they don’t know. Somebody should tell them that student loan payments passed away when we found out the President doesn’t pay taxes.

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

Oh my god, Katie Porter.

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

@KaitlinTrimz Deadddddddddd 😅🤣

[ROCKET MAN @KHomatose]

Rich white men have really tricked the world into thinking poor people are a burden while they steal trillions from us each year. 😂😂

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

Tickets to My Downfall on repeat forever ✌🏼 ily @machinegunkelly

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

All I want in life is to run away to Switzerland and live in the mountains. Is that really too much to ask for?

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The fires across the West Coast are just the latest examples of the very real ways our changing climate is changing our communities. Protecting our planet is on the ballot. Vote like your life depends on it—because it does.

[Josh Orton @joshorton]

I’ll never forget how @BernieSanders answered when people said the Green New Deal was too expensive.

“Expensive as opposed to what?”

[Ash Ketchum @AshleyyToombs]

My bachelorette party ended with going to the hospital this morning for 5 hours and missing 1.5 hours of my bridal shower. I think it was a successful night 😅