Ashleyy

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

On a serious note, why do people even have landlines anymore? People aren’t like “hey can I get your number?” “Sure it’s 01952...”

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Chris Hardwick on @AGT 😍 Love this guy

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

We'll soon be sharing our Christmas ad with you right here on Twitter, stay tuned...

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Oh dear now 280 characters can be used instead 140 . May your god help you as @piersmorgan will be in heaven !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

20 minutes in @McDonalds drive thru to find out when ordering no card payments. A sign at the start of the drive thru would be ideal. 😡😡

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

@ddlovato @YouTube @jesstheginger9

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Can even deal with basic bitches with their bad attitudes today. Have a day off, you’re not Beyoncé

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Bought a cheesecake last night that said “Feeds 6”. Shock I smashed the whole thing 🙈 How am I not fat?

[Apple @Apple]

Say hello to the future. iPhone X.

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Imagine spending all day out the house to then be informed you have a rip a good 12 centimetres in length on the ass of your jeans 😳

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

So four years later and this is happening 🙈 time to return to uni and finish my degree 😬 https://t.co/CxFnP6av9D

[The X Factor @TheXFactor]

Absolutely, you are living your best life and we salute you🍿😂 #XFactor https://t.co/K385e4UIA2

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Smashing 2/3 of a tub of popcorn for breakfast whilst catching up on @TheXFactor is okay right? 🙈

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Genuinely think I’m more excited for Kate Middleton expecting again than I would be if I was having a baby.

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Happy Birthday Mum! We all love you 😘 Maybe not Jess in this photo, she’s grumpy! Thanks for… https://t.co/BAKyiFRsm5

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Spent more time at the hospital in the last 2 weeks than I have in my life 😴🙄

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Doctor Who made a good move casting a female doctor but I swear to god if Bradley fucking Walsh is her companion I will not be watching

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

@milliemery 😂😂

[Ashleyy @AshleyyWhite]

Loved every minute of yesterday 😍 https://t.co/sop3X4LEF8

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

So very sad to hear about Robert Hardy. He was such a talented actor and everybody who worked with him on Potter loved him.