One little puppy playing on Mommy's bed. She didn't fall off, but she pee'd on Mommy's duvet. Mommy called the dry cleaners and the dry cleaners said, $75 to clean Mommy's bed. No more puppy playing on Mommy's bed. The end.
Cakes told me I better hit goal this quarter because she needs new boots and coats for winter. She also threw in that Prada had some cute winter clothes in Dog Vogue last month. Being a mom in the Upper East Side is so hard these day!