ashlie

God is good :)

[ashlie @AshlieRose777]

All I can say is, D’s get Degrees’s 🤷🏻‍♀️

[ashlie @AshlieRose777]

@MrBeast 10,500,050

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Entering Twitter HQ – let that sink in!

[relatable @byreIatable]

Pros list of college:
-you can skip class

Cons list of college:
-you can skip class

[Madison @madison_hogue]

Hell is not a party. It’s not a place to ‘live it up’ without any cares. It’s the most horrific, painful and gruesome experience one will ever have, for eternity. My heart aches for the ones striving to end up here. Pray for fogged eyes to become clear.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Not a single question from a conservative reporter.

If Joe Biden can't stand up to Peter Doocy are we really supposed to expect him to be able to stand up to Xi or Putin?

[relatable @byreIatable]

“This isn’t homework you can do the night before it’s due.”

First of all yes it is

[eva @maladaptivegirl]

u have to be cringe when ur 12-14 bc otherwise u'll be cringe in ur 20s instead and thats just embarrassing

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Mrs. Potato Head has also been killed off. She will be replaced by an asexual can of Pringles.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Now any child, of any gender, can look at a Potato Head and dream of growing up to be a plastic spheroid with interchangeable parts.

[SmoothGuyTy_ @SmoothGuyTy_]

College taught me how to fail a test and go on about my day 🤣🤣

[Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose]

Children have rights, too.

And their first right is to be born.

[Jason Robinson @DrJRobinson23]

D o n o t s e t t l e .
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[Jason Robinson @DrJRobinson23]

You never fully realize how toxic a person is until you breathe fresh air again.

[Jason Robinson @DrJRobinson23]

Just because they go to church doesn’t mean you’re equally yoked.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Dropping out of school so i can just full-time vibe

[ashlie @AshlieRose777]

this whole thread is accurate

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Imagine if, in the midst of the massive BLM riots this summer, the entire tech infrastructure had deplatformed Facebook because some had used that app to plan events devolving into violence. People would rightly have called that an insane act of ideological fascism.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Our side shouldn’t act like ANTIFA. If these reports are true of what’s happening at the Capitol, it is no way to protest, no matter who is doing it.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Jupiter And Saturn Fined For Not Obeying Social Distancing https://t.co/NwpTUC3VgT

[NRA @NRA]

Mall Santa didn’t want to give Michael a Nerf gun for Christmas and made him cry.

The @NRA made it our mission to fix this and make Michael’s Christmas the best EVER.