Ashlin Partin

To love at all is to be vulnerable -C.S. Lewis

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Guy handing me my concrete at Andy’s: “I can tell you’re thrilled to have this.”

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@emilyg_walker @Relyat__ requested I responded to your inquiry. It was my first and wasn’t too bad, but it’s still a needle. It hurt more the next day when I’d move and the veins under would move!

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@PoisonArrDoe Nah. Nothing I say matters.

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I’m sorry, but if I cry out for help and no one shows up, you can’t convince me that anyone loves or cares about me. Guess all those bullies were right, I ain’t sh i t.

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I’m not sure what hurts more. The vulnerability of crying out for help or no one showing up when you do.

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My Acupuncturist: “Please dont punch me again.”
Me: “IT WAS ONE TIME!!”

[HT 🦁 @_trainerh]

And I #oop

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On the bright side, I’m consistent. This is the second day in a row I’ve spilt large portions of my meal on my sweatshirt.

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Two things that don’t go together: my white sweatshirt and my ability to eat noodles 🥴

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“Don’t drink anymore sweet tea.” She said while pouring her 9th glass that evening.

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Like where are you going? Why does WFH involve keys?

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My subordinate really tried to use “I lost my keys” as an excuse as to why she hasn’t logged in for work FROM HOME.

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HOW DO I RESPOND TO THAT WITHOUT BEING THE SASSY BRAT I AM?!?

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Today I begged my boss to tell me that the news she brought me was an April Fool’s joke, but alas, it was not. It’s a weird time to be alive.

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Start of Week 3 of Quarantine: colored the brows 🥴

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TIL that laughing makes abdominal workouts 100% more intense.

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Me: “it’s Friday, let’s turn up 🤙🏼”
My aunt: “why are you talking about vegetables?”

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How fast is too fast when responding during quarantine?

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Sneezed on my silk blouse right before my final interview. #pleasepromoteme