Ashlynn Ransom

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@miss_knierman @Nickelback Oh I will be see Nickelback in Dallas in July 100%, no shame

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@charles_north_ I see what you did there.

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

Don’t use today as an excuse to text your ex.
Or do.
Stay toxic.
You can always be better next year. Merry Christmas 🎄

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@CaucasianJames Weird way to propose but yes.

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

Men only agree to take pictures at weddings so they can use them on their dating profile

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@miss_knierman I hate people

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@miss_knierman It was for protection

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

Is today national text your ex day and tell them how much you hate them day? Because it really feels like it should be

[Ben Banyas @benbanyas]

A Black kid can’t hold a toy in a park but a white guy can take over the U.S. Capitol whenever he wants no problem

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@rabsche_ I was going to tell you that...but didn’t want to scare you

[Mohammad Hussain @MohammadHussain]

Growing up, my Muslim family never celebrated Christmas. This year I am not going home, because pandemic, so my roommates are teaching me how to have my first proper Christmas.

I am approaching this with anthropological precision.

Here are a few observations.

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@izzyobsessed @leonalewis It had no business breaking my heart like that

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

I got floated to an adult floor last night, and the first thing I was asked was “why are you not married?” Nope. Take me back to my kiddos where we all agree boys have cooties

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

If anyone needed a reason to not download a dating app

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@rabsche_ I’ve literally never heard of that

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@izzyobsessed Why did I just watch this entire thing

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

Schitts Creek has the best character development time of all time.

[Emily Woods Catalano, MD @pgyfun]

How do people who regularly work 12s find the will to work out? Or cook? Or literally do anything other than exist.

[Ashlynn Ransom @Ashlynnran5]

@izzyobsessed Thank you for this warning