Ashraf Nursal 🇵🇸

A high functioning sociopath. #MCFC #CTID #BlueMoon

[Ashraf Nursal 🇵🇸 @AshrafNursal]

Recently my dad said to me "If you don't treasure what you have, you're gonna end up with nothing." We don't talk a lot he and I but that hit me hard.

[𝚇𝙻𝚅 @AK45NOV]

Maresca was right, he's the false 9 we've been looking for. 🙌

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Alan Shearer on Erling Haaland reaching 100 non-penalty Premier League goals:

“Watching the game and somebody mentioned that Haaland had reached 100 Premier League goals without penalties. I asked how many appearances it had taken him. They said 139.

I said, ‘Sorry, how many?’

Because I know how difficult it is to score goals in this league. I spent years doing it. You have afternoons when the ball won’t come to you, defenders who spend the entire match pulling your shirt, goalkeepers who suddenly decide to have the best game of their careers.

And then there’s this lad.

Ipswich equalised shortly after City took the lead. It was 1-1, the game was becoming uncomfortable, and you could see they weren’t going to make it easy for City.

Then Haaland scores.

That’s what I like about him. He doesn’t need the whole match to be about him. He can spend 10 minutes hardly getting a touch, and the next time the ball comes into the area, he’s the one celebrating.

People sometimes say he doesn’t do enough outside the box. Well, I don’t remember many centre-forwards being paid to collect the ball from their own goalkeeper.

Of course you want your striker involved. But when you’ve got someone who understands where the goal is like Haaland does, your first responsibility is to get the ball to him.

Look at his second goal. Ndiaye plays the pass, there’s a defender trying to deal with him, and Haaland makes it look like the simplest thing in the world. But it isn’t simple. He’s got to judge the movement, protect his position, get his body right and finish.

That’s proper centre-forward play.

And what makes me laugh is that he scores twice and people are still discussing the chances he didn’t take.

He had another one ruled out for offside, and I’m watching him thinking, ‘He’ll probably go home annoyed that he hasn’t got three.’

That’s the mentality you want.

I remember people judging strikers by whether they could do everything. Could they drop deep? Could they dribble? Could they play the final pass?

Those things are useful. But I’ll tell you what defenders hate more than anything: a striker who only needs one moment to ruin their afternoon.

Haaland has made scoring two goals in a Premier League match look like a fairly normal Saturday.

And that’s probably the biggest compliment I can give him.

Because I can assure you, it isn’t normal.”

[Kunbelievable @ivegotSowell]

Hahahaha the man’s got Ipswich fans correcting him in the replies 🤦‍♂️

[Steeze @Cityy_steeze]

The treble winning City team was scary

[💎 #APorLa2 #KirkDonnarumma @saulgonelad]

F9DEN run it back

[🅿️ @parveer198]

22/23 city victim ngl
that city team had virtually 0 flaws its nuts

[TR @Deji_mide]

I’ll never understand how he never won a Ballon dor It makes absolutely no sense to me

[115 Charges @OluwaStephen0]

This Kevin De Bruyne’s walk at the Emirates was more iconic than anything Arsenal Football Club represents

[bella ⚽︎⋆ haalingham’s lawyer @haalinghambee]

being able to tell that you're offside as a player is one thing but seeing that your teammates are offside before it's even in question even though you were doing rapid fire shots the whole time is another. he's amazing, wow

[Manchester City @ManCity]

Yet another record for @Erling! 😮‍💨💯

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

Lmaooo maresca put that first half performance in the big screen on repeat, zero smile in the room. 😭

[Serle 🇲🇦🇮🇹 @Serle_bb]

Ayoub got himself millions of spirituals mothers and fathers 😭😭😭

[David Of Fct🌝 @Dhavidote]

Pep’s reaction to Haaland’s goal last night was priceless. He missed this feeling lowkey

[T @Talhaa10_]

his decision making + technique + he’s way too heavy (not fat)

he’d be a perfect 9, even second 9. he’s not got the teck to be a winger.

can’t believe guys were saying in the summer “doku needs to learn rw, let semenyo play on the left”. lost your minds

[City Report @cityreport_]

Desire Doue: “The atmosphere here is amazing!”

[City Xtra @City_Xtra]

Ruben Dias: "When it [the news about #ManCity] broke, we obviously felt like we should have a conversation as soon as we got back. We did, just for everyone to be on the same page. And to obviously be clear about our peace of mind, and we moved on from there.

"It happened in a moment where we were not together, but quickly we reached out to eachother and obviously we quickly found calm and we progressed forward..."

[Rupesh @virg1nmojito]

"Bad attitude"
"He's poor off the ball"
"Pl is too physical for him"
"There is a reason why he is 35 mil"

to

"You really think city bought him for 30."

[🇳🇴 @ErlingProp]

Cherki magic aside, the fact our CB turned LB is just chilling in the box and pulls off a backheel assist is genuinely nuts 😭😭

[💎MCFCGabby💎 #Haalandor2026 @MCFCGabster]

The best gimmick ever is before every big game some rival will put up their winger and say “hes up against nunes😭” cuz they still dont know in the year 2026 that this is the best rb on the planet

[Nabeel @NA1907_]

Guardiola levels of charm and charisma