Ashraf

I am a walking cliché. #TeamBeards

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Almost a couple of years since I last opened Twitter/X, and still can't make sense of my timeline...

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Aaaaaaand we are still complaining about the weather. It’s good to be back on Twitter.

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@robxrp1 The audacity of some people. 🤦‍♂️

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Debugging SQL Queries < Anything else

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@lsedky “Is it Monday?”

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@anadzama Maybe this could help https://t.co/2UYQIM9acS

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Work from home day II: +2 kilograms

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People who stock up on toilet papers, should also consider stocking up on protection and brith control. What we are trying to solve quarantining, you are going to destroy it with your offsprings.

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That’s nature’s way of coming back.

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As an OCDed person, writing this pained me physically.

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Imagin live wizout autocorect.

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I miss watching Cafu and Zanetti playing. Almost a decade and we haven’t seen anyone as half complete as they were.

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@ahmedsabek @MahaHelal @solly_joey @i3aly @aelokr @Soloisey @M_T1313 موضة الموسم. زى الagile وال scrum masters. و الautomation بتاع اخر ٤ سنين.

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@ahmedsabek @MahaHelal @solly_joey @i3aly @aelokr @Soloisey @M_T1313 Their tech writers are a little annoying I give you that. I have seen their mentions in a lot of Daimler’s digests. They have recently started a lot of AI and greenfield initiatives and they couldn’t be any louder about it.

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@ahmedsabek As a company or as a product? Both are not that bad. Most of German automotive giants license Here Maps to be used in their SatNav.

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Gym locker room mystery #92: a guy occupied the hairdryer for about 10 mins and then he stared me dead in the eyes and went to have a shower. One of us needs a coffee.

Ps: I also need a dryer for my bald spots.

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@anadzama Challenge. Accepted.

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Why do all the villains in movies make a very good case? Like their reasons and justifications are pretty legit..

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You eat a salad because you’re healthy, you put the dressing because you’re stupid.

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I want a job that doesn’t require me to deal with human beings. Dogs preferably.