Ashswags Step Father

i am ashwags step father (parody)

[Ashswags Step Father @AshswagsF]

Oh my beloved Maiden, or dare i say Madam. What do you betroth. (2/2)

[Ashswags Step Father @AshswagsF]

My life has fallen into crisis. I am unable to find my long lost maiden, Ashwags Step Mother, oh dear my beloved maiden, please come back to my peering eyes. My betrothed whom I've not chose. My charisma is fleeting away to my dismay. Oh I've ode to what I've betrothed. (1/2)

[Ashswags Step Father @AshswagsF]

@AshSwagsBrother Thank you Asher.

[Ashswags Step Father @AshswagsF]

I WILL DO THE

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@AshBritish @BritishAshswag @AshSwagsMother I'm not.

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When will my beloved Ashwags step mother be born.

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@AshSwagsMother My bad.

[Ashswags Step Father @AshswagsF]

@Asianbritswag I meant emerge.

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@AshSwagsMother No. I meant like emerge.

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@ashswagin @ashswagstwinsis @AshswagsSister @ashwaggsister How could you say this to me my step son. You are embarrassing me.

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Still waiting for Ashwags Step Mother to appear.

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@AllTheAshSwags My bad.

[Ashswags Step Father @AshswagsF]

@Meh_IsARat We are still awaiting his return.

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@ashswagin Ashwag my step son, please come home. We are all waiting for you at the door.

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@ashwaggsister @huijgen_adrian @_TotallyRand0m @ashswagin @AshSwagsBrother @AshswagsSister I am, your other sister is his.

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@AshSwagsBrother Alright then hes going to get many days or torture for his crimes.

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@huijgen_adrian Has nothing on me.

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@ashbreadwag @AshSwagsMother This is the bread i was talking about.

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@AshSwagsMother @ashswagfoodrevs @ashswagin @czechomapping Make me some Please.