Ash💵

[h✮nesty thee liar @tinasnowslut]

buccal fat removal, brow lift, double eyelid surgery, lip lift, under eye fillers, rhinoplasty, cheek fat removal, nose bridge implant, botox, eye corners stretched, alarplasty-

[AJM. @TheSaintAndre]

The way ppl are so focused on Girlalala pronouns instead of her being murdered is wild af

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

there’s no post-breakup healing process for girls you just wake up one day and be like “ew” and you’re free

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

[Di🦋 @BlasianAnna]

dollar tree need to just change they name to tree

[Joe @joe_espy]

I think the work week should end on Thursday

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

big bruh fucked the city up wit this one💔

[BAD IDEA 🦅🪐 @Plutopresido123]

adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class

[HN° @hayleyniaa]

Meow.

[Coumba @CoumbaR]

if he ain’t dark then there’s no spark

[user @elecwindgodfist]

applied for a job and they actually hired me