If Love Was Green

show me your baddest bitch.

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

I officially have no more hoes so I guess it's time to kill myself.

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

That NyQuil/edible combo is sum different (I do not use NyQuil recreationally, I am currently sick).

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

@dahntay1 why was you digging in yo booty and wiping it on the wall???

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

If your baby needed three cents for a kidney, you wouldn't get it from me, bitch. Know this shit.

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

@TwonBee1 @bhut_donda No literally they're just whores

[mani @ImaniShante]

Just stopped this seagull from taking my plantain chips and he gon walk away and start cackling. Baby it’s you that’s the joke!

[Michael ⚡️♉️ @BackToMichael_]

#Them not saying excuse me is certainly not an exclusively American thing. It’s a #them worldwide thing

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

@AshNicoleMoss Arm & Hammer Essentials 😍😍😍

[Deevonn @iamdeevonn]

Idc bout no superbowl dolly bouta tear them ho’s up tonight

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

@zxsmithh And did!!!!

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

I don't get how people can just sit down RAW on a public toilet seat like that's beyond gross

[MarLife🇭🇹 @MarLife_]

Woke up black again

[Dyylas @DylanDyylas]

not seeing any trans people in the files btw

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

@QuisqueyanoMMA @primediscussion PLEASE

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

Where is the estrogen laced crack?

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

Finna get me some of that dl Scooby doo trade mhmm oh yes

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

Boys love letting their phone die at work

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

Uber Eats is TAKING my money chile

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I saw an insane and stupid take but I just ignored it because the person was 23, which is emotionally and intellectually equivalent to being 16 years old these days.

[If Love Was Green @AshtonAllen993]

One thing about me, I can always clock when somebody used to have a harelip.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

the company cameras watching me talk alone while I work: