Ashton

I have no idea what I’m doing with my life rn.

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

Left my eyebrow pencil at the other house. Guess I’ll use eyeshadow today 🤦🏼‍♀️ #makeupfail

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

People think that it’s weird that my 40 pound lap dog sleeps in my bed with me. I don’t see the problem. She’s a better cuddler than any man #dogsoftwitter

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

Had a wasp land on my finger today and it took every ounce of me not to freak out. #waspsarentascoolasbees

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

Someone in a movie says “Fuck” -Grandma “Oh he’s not very happy” #grandmaquotes

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

I don’t know why Spring Break is scheduled 3 weeks before the end of the semester, but it’s the worst feeling ever #SpringBreak

[Colby @ColbyBrock]

F U cuddle weather

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

@Sideway54531770 @DogBountyHunter Such a sad case. I just hope that Gabby gets the justice she deserves.

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

So is @DogBountyHunter closer to finding #BrianLaundrie or is the FBI. This case feels like a fever dream

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

Week 3 of school kicking my ass ✔️

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

I get on Twitter and tweet curse words because it’s the only social media that my grandma doesn’t follow me on

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

1st week of nursing school kicked my ass. Second week of nursing school kicked my ass harder. Please nursing Gods tell me it gets easier. #NurseTwitter #BacktoSchool2021 #SchoolsReopen #futureofwork

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

I want to go back to college 😭

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Congrats on being the world’s first stale flavored chip. #NationalRoastDay

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

The past several times I’ve used @DoorDash have been a trainwreck. I think I’m going to discontinue the my use. There’s not even a proper support page in the app for them

[Ashton @AshtonKellingto]

Just got in bed thinking it was at least 8:30 but it’s only 7. Guess I’m going to bed a little early

[Kimeko M. @KimekoM]

It is wild to be living through a historic moment every 6 minutes.

[Taylor Deveraux @Tmille21]

Hear me out.

I do not care who anyone voted for. Your beliefs are not my beliefs, and they do not have to be the same for each of us to be good people.

BUT... if you are someone saying you will not be friends with the opposing party, YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM. Grow up.