Ashton

hacked after 14 years on twitter. new account.

[Blitzburgh @Blitz_Burgh]

Aaron Rodgers on ESPN. 😆 #Steelers #NFL

[Serena @nyyserena]

The Yankees “evil empire” was Disneyland compared to whatever illuminati worshipping evil organization that is the Los Angeles Dodgers.

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@VivaLaStool @BarstoolYak @BFWshow @BFW @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @barstoolsports @nickturani @mostlysports Who’s gonna make the edit of all the 1 billion times bussin has copied ALL of pmt/barstool to prove this to be so dumb. And I’m talking like the last 6 months alone let alone before? @BarstoolYak @TJHitchings @BFW @BigSeanQ_

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@AGretz Zero chance

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@CTHURST25

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Yearly “Football Season is so close I can taste it so now I just wanna think about rewatching Friday Night Lights for the 19th time”

[Adam Gretz @AGretz]

Huge series.
Dreadful crowd with no energy.
One of your best players at the moment gets hurt.
Max Kepler and Merrill Kelly are beating you.

Why do you get down on the Pirates so easily?

Idk, man. No idea.

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@JeffDLowe Pringles mingles. Way to crunchy and loud

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

We are cursed. Zero chance we are not fucking cursed

[Barstool Baseball @StoolBaseball]

Not a great sign for the Pirates and their slugger Esmerlyn Valdez. Hit on the wrist and comes out of the game in a lot of pain. Not what the city of Pittsburgh wanted to see.

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

I, for one, needs to maybe stop startling political battle the night before. However the next day Ashton is having a blast ruining politicians lives. DONT PUT A DATA CENTER ON MY FAMILY MUESUM YOU MORONIC FUCKS

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

66 days until the NHL season.

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@OhioTate Heisman for wifey of the year has to be +1billion at this point right?

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@Katiemoneygrabz @StoolAfterDark Was just about to ask your dog and if the cat liked it. Then I realized I’m a dumb person 😅

[WVU Barstool @WVUBarstool]

Will Grier has retired from football

Congratulations legend, we miss you in the Gold and Blue 💙💛

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

Judged the new format at first then quickly realized I just hate sporting events on Netflix. I also hate anything that makes me enjoy Philly but that was electric.

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@PopBase @elmo

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Is this how Hangover Part 4 starts?

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

@BarstoolBigCat Someone make this man a PowerPoint of what we’ve watched not just today but since chefs performance Monday @BarstoolYak

[Ashton @AshtonLR89]

I’m about to go scotch earth to some small town local West Virginia politician and I feel as if they have know IDEA what’s coming.

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

It would be so awesome if the United States didn’t suck at soccer. I want to have fun too.