Little Schmiller

An avid believer of letting people do what they fucking want. Nickleback is fire and you know it. Samwise Gamgee is the real hero in LOTR. (she/her)

[Little Schmiller @AshtonMarshall1]

@AldiUSA …I just wanted a night salad…

[Lego Moon Knight @Sorazure15]

Leah (1/2)

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man Annual

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Core memory... He’ll never forget this moment.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

A 57 year old UNMARRIED man with a receding hairline who has never BEEN married mind you, saying he would divorce our greatest living athlete who has been happily married for 8 years to her very rich and loving husband—keep quiet forehead

[court ∘˚ ₊ 𝜗𝜚 ∘˚⊹ ˳° @courterlyy]

Tonight we drink for Him .

[🇵🇸🇦🇲🇱🇧 @fitnfuII]

You just made us look 10x cooler the cowboy the jewish drummer the arabic chanting oh this fucks

[Courtney Howard @Lulamaybelle]

Ralph Fiennes reenacted the “very demure, very mindful” meme - and it’s the best thing to happen tonight, next to Anderson Cooper’s reaction.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Little things can bring endless happiness 🧵

1. Giving a helping hand.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Bro took a shovel and built an empire! Respect!

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

The Atelier by Jimmy Choo

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

The Gen Z'ers rants are so fucking on point. 😂🤣😂🤣🎯🎯🎯👇

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Your reminder that churches don’t pay taxes because they are supposedly spending their money to help their communities through things like food banks, shelters and after-school programs.

[Kerry Burgess @KerryBurgess]

Pay attention people of the United States. You are being played again.
@pissedmagistus

[L.W. Scarycade @CHARLIEBOT34]

Ah yes

-guy who turned his mid movie failing into a political tantrum that he's been "cancelled" and went insane
-guy who constantly exhibits extremely inappropriate obsessive behavior with the women around him
-guy who's ego is so massive it destroyed the DCEU
-a redditor

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

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