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NYC | CA | HTX ✈️ Former overseas basketball player. Life Connoisseur.

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I stay and it’s not awkward at all

[. @katiebandz_]

For my folks who hire cleaners, do y’all stay in the crib when they clean or do y’all leave?

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Emphasis on “dated”

[Nerd Nash @NerdAtCoolTable]

Men will be act funny wit you because you “dated” their girl before they got together

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@caromatic_ You just made me check the weather for this weekend, it’s gonna be brick!!

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This is factual

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

Once they find out you’re a handsome sweet man they try to kill you

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4th quarter crunch for most.. check on your people!

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@caromatic_ 😂 time to unpack

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Getting older is really fire. I’m fully starting to embrace everything that comes with it

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@caromatic_ @TysBurnerAcc 😂😂😂

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My favorite reply on this thread 😂 be safe out there fellas

[Zac DiSalvo @ztalkstoomuch]

@MurrayHillGuy1 “I don’t feel safe getting picked up by the person I’m going on a date with.”

“I feel safe being picked up by a stranger on another strangers account.”

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I’m leaning towards it

[Shad💻🛜 @ImNotRashad]

I might get that iPhone duo

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@UncleReed I be tryna tell dudes this, especially in this current dating pool, they aren’t looking to add any value at all

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@caromatic_ At this point it’s just bad in every city, got it

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Why the hell does my barber just think he can go out of town, he’s gonna be gone until Thanksgiving, I wouldn’t wish this kind of pain on any man

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If these are real numbers that’s crazy

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

A $100,000 salary in 2000 has the same purchasing power as $194,530 in 2026, per YF

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🎯

[DC @caromatic_]

@ashtonp_1 Can confirm women act interesting around men over 6’3”. Also, anyone he wit don’t even matter, woman or man.

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Cheat code to life

[Kar @karlogan_]

You can’t even blame the tall niggas. Have you seen how women act around them? lol

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@caromatic_ 😂😂

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I want a dog

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Falling on deaf ears

[yang, E of Jos. @_yang_EL]

Dating is for women and women's ego.

The whole dating industry was crafted solely to make women happy and has no benefit for the man.
~woman spits fire.

Who is this woman fgs,
she is always spitting bitter truths.
The brotherhood owes you one.

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@jamisaaa Pull up