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[Anita Mahn @jes_dll]

No cuz this is literally fucking scripture… you literally have to stay high all the time to get them off your mind

[Lisa @lisavsworld]

And some men were meant to be expendable cannon fodder for war and now those same men expect to live.

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Had her worried SICK

[Right Turn Clyde @BackIndeed]

Andy Burnham could find a cure for cancer, give it away for free and you’d have some daft cunt saying “well I haven’t got cancer”

[Lord Roly 🇨🇮 @ZaynRoly]

Tout ça pour prendre un rouge en final 😂😂

#ESPARG

[tifa @saintinblood]

deleting twitter to focus on the jude bellingham app

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

[Central @WestHam_Central]

DAN BURN

[lauren @Ashtonloz]

This Nescafé advert is KILLING ME. Have they paid lorenzo? Was it all a rouse? Sickening #Loveisland

[Dj Khaled @realwethebest]

How retired brits react to literally anything that could make people happy

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[R🥷 @rad1sharif]

If this happens i expect king charles to personally go with his royal guards and take infantino hostage into tower of london until he agrees to reverse it

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Pickford whenever a cross came into his box in them last 30 minutes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You know who'd love Meta glasses? Serial killers, pedophiles, stalkers, voyeurs, blackmailers, and losers.

[sarah 🇵🇸 @sazza_jay]

‘more kings’ is actually really funny sorry

[lauren @Ashtonloz]

anyone who dosent really give a shit if passers by think ur in a crack den or having a mental health crisis- put tinfoil in ur windows, the difference in my room last night was crazy lol

[T£RRY M@R¥ @indiandoIl]

you had to be in school the day after this episode, it was shambles

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[lauren @Ashtonloz]

So glad the world is catching on! My life’s not been the same since I was released from prison last year after being caught with my open window

[Alyse @mrs_alyse]

The Brits actually have laws keeping people from fully opening their windows.

A new level of ridiculous.

They aren't allowed to open their own windows.