Maturity is realizing that a relationship can work and actually be fixed in almost any situation. It just takes the both of you to actually want it to work and correct what you're doing that is hurting your partner.
silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”
Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂
Trump just had to have UFC freedom 250 on his super special boy birthday (a Sunday) so when the fight got postponed an hour on a Sunday when everyone works Monday we now have to stay up all fuckin night if we wanna watch it live because a geriatric man needed his super special boy party time. Fuck everything about this dude is so irritating
Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either:
- toddler-level (“thingy”)
- Pulitzer Prize Finalist (“existential dissonance”)
or a happy little chaotic mashup of both with a little class and a lot of sass.