Ash_vs_Evil_Tran

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@TheEntroponaut That’s … not what was said?

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@TrueSlazac I’m assuming this is a glitch, but I laughed out loud

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@RobynAilurus @inkblotPrincess Sorry I was distracted by the belly food

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@north0fnorth This is also why I think America should try experimenting with Personal Rapid Transit systems.

They're super inefficient and have many problems, but it could be something of an onramp for public transit for the very stupid American populous

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

Maybe when Platner said women should take responsibility for being raped he was under the impression that they had been doing home invasions when it happened?

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Maine thieves, beware

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@ZachTGR Doesn't seem like he's meaningfully closed that 300k gap in the last 20% of updates :/

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@gregthesorcerer @victryena RAW MEAT GOES ON THE BOTTOM SHELF OMG THIS IS BASIC FOOD SAFTY!

SMH these barbarian are going to get Listeria

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@MeathGuerilla Because they call them “the democrats” which is correct, but they aren’t familiar with the party enough to know better.

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@estherzelda0514 @LinkofSunshine Wait, that actually makes a lot of sense

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@Trey_Explainer @ThatchEffendi Guy who thinks he’s caught in the backrooms of a early modern castle, but that’s just how those things were built

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@VKlker I don't recall hearing it outside of British media

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@fxggxtdotexe @TheAlexSylvian one word

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@RapunzelASMR @envisionedluna It's kind of just a fact of their biology. We are very good at otherwise personifying our emotions onto them.

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@CurvyBug @nikicaga This is the area that Denmark takes from Novgorod before Sweden rebels and doesn’t take this so it just sits there owned by Denmark for 200yrs before Russia gets around to it.

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@53gaDr3amca5t @nikicaga Roman Obsession

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@ruicharadrius The Middle East is a liminal zone, like the backrooms

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

Person who can’t manage their time: “maybe I’m simply too aware”

[sim @douwuata]

a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

The way forward for America is total dictatorial totalitarian control by well-meaning midwestern social democrats with undergraduate degrees in Russian Studies.

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@gefiltefishy @envisionedluna Ability to comprehend

[Ash_vs_Evil_Tran @AshvsEvilTran]

@RapunzelASMR @envisionedluna My experience with owning chickens was that they were too dumb to be either