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Just remembered I once saw a movie. Hooray for kids.

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@sudarshan1981 @gvravishankar @sidin rec + iima = on a beach @ 45 better no?

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@Se_Railway WRONG! JUST BEEN CANCELLED. GOOD TO SEE YOURE UP TO SPEED ON YOUR OWN SERVICES THOUGH!

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@Se_Railway thanks - it's just 30 mins of my life I lose waiting at train station. And it's only 3-4 times a week you guys pull this shit.

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@Se_Railway from Greenwich. At this point I'm flexible on where I go. Anywhere is better than this station, hanging around.

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@Se_Railway it's 20.16, I'm still waiting for my 19.59 to show up. And then the 20.11. Quality stuff.

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@Se_Railway at least a bloody "Sorry we're running late"??? Disgraceful service.

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@kaaliya and then the bloody guy who asked you to get on one. ..

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@kaaliya surely the inventor of conference calls should be shot first?

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@sidin @ibnlive silly no? The Ambanis called a guy from level 25 to take the kid to doc on level 33. Silly mark and his sub 50 storey house

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Would be a little farcical for free basics to go through. But in India there are some things you can always Rely on... #FreeBasics

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Not sure Facebook is evil. But pretty sure Reliance is. #FreeBasics

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@sidin quickly to note reviewers names or ids and we can pay them a visit no?

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Visiting the Indian embassy or being raped by a mad goat? Give me a second to take my clothes off.

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@sidin brother for baby swapsies?

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Asda has some great deals if you are a master of self defence or if knife crime doesn't scare you.

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Who are these people that need contraception advice two weeks after having a kid?

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"don't worry raising a kid gets easy after the months" should be punishable by gulag.

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Makes so much sense that marijuana is illegal, cigarettes have those labels, but daytime TV is just out there.

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Scientists : thanka for making sure the only way to vaccinate a three month old is by injection. now I have all night to lie awake grateful.