Ashleigh Carter

was once able to digest dairy. named “customer of the week” by family video in 2016. writer/ idiot.

[beck @unrivaled]

she's really #that girl to me. she's never shaken up by these freaks and will continue to confront them head on.

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

My favorite Joan line from this episode was when she was talking about Don and Megan’s engagement: “and he’s smiling like he’s the first man to ever marry his secretary.” And just encapsulates Don’s whole delusion that he’s different than the others and Joan is like “lol”

[mad men pics @madmenpics]

“Tomorrowland”
(Season 4, Episode 13)

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

meanwhile my local grocery store in Bushwick this morning 🩷🫡

[Max Guliani @maximusupinNYc]

New Yorkers line up outside the Trader Joe’s on Spring Street, stocking up as the winter storm approaches —everyone getting ready to stay safe and stock up. ❄️

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

I’m putting together a team to fight the Netflix Warner Bros merger:

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

Save us Tom Cruise……… Top Gun 2 era Tom Cruise save us……… use your intensity to save the cinema

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix teases that Warner Bros’ theatrical release windows will evolve to become shorter

“My pushback has been mostly in the fact of the long exclusive windows, which we don’t really think are that consumer friendly,” says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

I honestly hope she milks this man. Fuck him

[Jake Romm @jake_romm]

I made up a scary monster and convinced my kid that it was real and now he’s freaking out??

[Stanglass @stanglassart]

This meme doesn’t work when yall use ChatGPT for everything and buy disposable vapes with screens in em btw

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

the biggest case of *need him* ever known to man

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

just started watching the Pitt

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

so many things off about this guy. pushing his mom to take hush blood money. the weird dialogue they gave him. his veneers.

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

I’ll say it Rick didn’t deserve Chelsea

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

My wine mom was at the protests in Buffalo!!!!!

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

like let me stalk you

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

Boring millennials are addicted to being private on instagram. Why are you trying to hide your boomerangs of you cheers-ing with a mimosa at brunch?

[sankalp @dejavucoder]

"i guess when you are young, you believe that you will meet many people with whom you'll connect with, but later in life you realize it only happens a few times"

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

how will the tariffs affect Club Chalamet

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

can’t conceive a more utterly sexless object than the apple watch. some of the most beautiful strangers i’ve seen have had their auras tainted by the functioning computer strapped to rubber around their wrist. whatever happened to intrigue? or romance? it sickens me.

[lev @kickingcars_]

if a man has good pictures of himself he’s either gay or evil… ladies beware

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

my article in a hit tweet 🥰⭐️

[brandi ꕤ @brandioutsold]

glen powell wasting no time after sydney sweeney calls off her engagement is sending me I knew it wasn’t just “for the movie”

[Ashleigh Carter @AshweeCarter]

just imagined my life if I had stayed with my college boyfriend and started screaming in fear