Facts about me (Ashy Arlo):
- I’m a chronic smoker.
- I’m a recovering alcoholic.
- My bloodstream is made up of primarily ash and nicotine.
- I hate vaping and all means of smoking that doesn’t result in ash.
- I’ve been arrested 3 times, all for DUI charges.
Arlo poll sucks. @BrownArlo14185 is the clear winner here and no one even realizes it. Truly a sad world we all live in, where the real ones go unnoticed. It is a disgrace to everything Ashy Arlo stands for, a direct middle finger to #ArloUnity. Watch your back. I am there.