AsianHayes

Crypto Degenerate. Defi Tactical Shill-Analyst. King of Shitcoin Capital. Some believe I'm the smarter half of @CryptoHayes.

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Here to provide the only real shit coin shill advice out there. Wanna get rich? Buy the shill, sell the logic.

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Lobby lobsters and degen apes, it’s animal hunting time

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

69 cent #doge is inevitable

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

SEX is cool... but have you ever traded synthetic CEX shares on a DEX just for the keks?

[Synthetix ⚔️ @synthetix]

This Wednesday (April 28, ~22:00 UTC) sMSFT and sCOIN are being added as new equity Synths! https://t.co/qn5VwLPWqc

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@solana
$sol at 42 baby

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@scooterxbt ReAl recogniSe reAL 🛴

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@Fiskantes @arthur0x

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@CamiRusso I have the same problem when I sleep

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@cmsholdings Someone should tell @ahcastor

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@ASvanevik Always happy to meet a fan. No hard feelings about the photo, @nansen_ai does enough doxing

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Vanna and Volga are also the names of the Swedish twins I brought home last night

[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

"Pumping Iron" is my treatise on inflation and why the perfect portfolio is long crypto + long interest rates. Grab a drank and snuggle in, for mentally stimulating discussion on the end of the Bretton Woods / Petrodollar regime.

https://t.co/5nan42aSNy

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

@scooterxbt Scooter y u trynna dox me? Get rekt

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Reading @ahcastor is like sticking a cigarette in your forearm... it hurts SO GOOD!!! Keep it coming Amy!!! I love it 😏

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

It wouldn’t be a bull market without brushing off a +20% correction

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

OKAY ILL DO IT
*whispers*
all-time-highs

🥸🥸🥸

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Bitcoin turning legal today #18k #btc

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Whoever decided to name their bank #truist needs to find a new job

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

For anyone wondering how to support my brother @CryptoHayes in this classic regulatory witch-hunt, plz send any contributions here:

https://t.co/V4Zbb5caNx

Every #sat helps!

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

I’m back. Let’s hope $RARI gets me a Ferrari. How’s everyone been lately?

[AsianHayes @AsianHayes]

Ur Asian twin understands this

[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

#DeFi is heating up again. As a reminder, 1 $YFI = $100,000. FEW UNDERSTAND.