Asian Mistress

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Rant time. When doing a favor for a beautiful girl, make sure you get it done right! Or she thinks bad things of you every time...

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

I love Bruno Mars - Grenade.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Happy springing forward.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Why are most guys so pathetic? I don't think I can do internet dating again. Doubt life would be easier as a lesbian :(

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Bored and reading #aftersexwords

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

I wish I had good soup right now.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

I will send you My witchy knee high boots for the right price :) Black vinyl with long pointy toe and thin low-to-medium heel, some stretch.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Bored enough to stop by twitter.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

I seriously need a slave girl.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Where is my full time personal chef? LOL.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

OTOH, it's funny what people will and won't notice.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

@slave2uX that's a way to grow older and sadder faster.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Friend probably wondered why there's a dog leash and collar when I have no dog. Oops. Besides, there was a whip out too!

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Wait, I actually threw out my fingernail clippings the other day!?

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Did I mention I would sell pubic hair and armpit hair? Put up good $$, for a little divine treat. #fetish #pubes #pussy #femdom #kinky #subs

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

The last tweet should've included #goddess #princess #mistress #domme #femdom #bdsm :-P

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

#youlookgoodbut nothing close to ME... :P

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

Took my site & wishlists down. I'm still here on twitter, and will have ebanned auctions. I may put the site up again later.

[Asian Mistress @AsianMistress]

... with apologies to those who are religious, but that was funny.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

My family celebrated Festivus, but we had to stop after the feats of strength led to the extinction of the dinosaurs.