AsianZombieSexGirl

Rockin' the Phone Sex. Passionate Whovian, Trekkie, Browncoat, X-Phile, and B5 Lurker. Fitness Fan and Comic Junkie. 18+

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

the moment my arse met the cushion i said "THIS IS THE WAY"

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

got one of those memory foam seat cushions. you have to let them expand after opening and there's a bump in the center so that your legs rest in a slope. it looks like D rising in jeans

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) sticks the landing with one of horror’s most haunting endings. That scream is a single moment of pure revelation and terror, the kind that stays burned into your brain long after the credits.

[Eric Sprankle, PsyD @DrSprankle]

“She lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” - Ezekiel 23:20

Take that, Satan.

[Wagamazing @OhMyVioletStarz]

@DrSprankle “I am a wall, and my breasts are like towers” -Song of Solomon 8:10

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

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[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

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[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

got one of those memory foam seat cushions. you have to let them expand after opening and there's a bump in the center so that your legs rest in a slope. it looks like D rising in jeans

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

what!

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

I am not kidding when I say this. It's been a dream almost my entire life to write even a brief DC/Marvel crossover story.

AND NOW IT IS HAPPENING.

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

s3 defanged Austin Fucking Dennison sexually and politically. did the actor piss off someone behind the scenes? #TheDiplomat

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

why am i shadow banned? i barely tweet. if I hadn't noticed my below deck rant was missing from the hashtag, i wouldn't have even realized

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

"you have one more chance" THERE'S ONLY ONE CHARTER LEFT YOU DONKEY. what are you gonna do when she slacks off and leaves Rainbeau to do everything? not hug her at the end of the charter? #BELOWDECK

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

hugo is a lazy and manipulative creep. notice how he went to the whole deck crew and framed it like "lets not give Rainbeau an excuse to say anything about Solene." who i wanna bang work ethics #belowdeck

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

scrolled pas a bunch of tweets about hating the borgias and i was like, "what century is this?" turns out it was some boxer dude names borjas

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

dude told me all about his star wars burlesque experience and a good person would have been happy for him. i was eaten alive with jealousy

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

#ResidentAlien get a new writer? whole season is a big step up. it was only okay before with some great comedy bits. now every episode is a classic

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

rand ain't egwene's prophesied chosen one, he's the fuckboy who was pumping his banana into her torturer. she's not required to look awestruck at his power trips #wheeloftime

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

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[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

his thrust game had to have been weak

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Babylonian fired clay plaque, showing a woman drinking through a straw from a jar resting on the ground while being penetrated from the rear by a nude male (1800 BCE)

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

seriously. humans have always been horny as fuck

[Prince ⚓ @DiceyPrince_]

Meanwhile folks in the 3000BC were carving porn into their dinner bowls and silverware.

[AsianZombieSexGirl @AsianPhoneSexNF]

i bend the knee

[Tinker Bell 🧚🏽ᥫ᭡🇫🇷 @ImChevvii]

I found out my bf at the time was still with his babymom when she texted me acting all crazy. So I flirted with her and within a week she came over and we had sex. She couldn't get drive to go home and had to call him to pick her up. He still hates me to this day.