Amy Cano

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

My 2 y/o just looked me in the eye and said "Mommy, go to bed!" #noargumenthere #parenting #toddlermom

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

@tinafh805 #sad

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

@tinafh805 Nope #mybrother

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"You wanna see my calves? It's like 2 potatoes doing a jig" #canteven #quoteoftheday

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"Why do I have Kix in my pocket?!" #DadLife #MorningSurprises

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

💙It's another boy for the Canos!💙

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"I'm not gong to be silent anymore!!" #MattRoche

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"That shit would look sexy" #MattRoche on how he would look in a zoot suit

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"It's general dirt baggery that's going on" #GoBob

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"You know they serve beer to kids in Japan?!" #MattRoche

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"I have a cup of @blckriflecoffee, so you all can suck it!" #MattRoche

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"What I do isn't a joke" #MattRoche

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"She's like a blood sucking bat on an artery" - my Dad lovingly describing my Mom.

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"He's a good boy" my mom talking about my 45 year old brother...

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"I always take off my high heels before I pick pocket somebody" #MattRoche

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

Someone gave zero f*©ks today #0%effort # nottheonlyone #upanddownthestreet

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"Logan! Stop feeding the dog your foodstuffs!" #Dadlife #LuckyDog

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

@iRobot Love our new Roomba! Best Christmas present ever! #ThanksMomandDad #TheyDontTweet #Christmas

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"It's even on my pants!" #MattRoche #GlitterUpdate

[Amy Cano @AsianSurprise85]

"Awww..there's glitter all over this shit". #MattRoche