Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣

The lord of poop that’s who I am

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

@redmushroomloco @stephhhj_ @KalthoffKevin @SamMonsonNFL No shit genius

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

I have three interests in this world: contraptions, devices, and doohickeys

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

Not gonna comment about this weird ass subject matter but why is this guys eyebrows put on wrong

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Sharing a deeply painful episode from my past.

@kamalaharris molested me in 1977 during one of my Bar Mitzvah classes.

@realDonaldTrump @JasonMillerinDC

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

@affilateman @E_Woodyard Any updates on this take?

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

It probably feels good af to get untied if you’re a string

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

Fuck the cowboys lmao

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

Like give me three beers and play a live version of shenandoah’s two dozen roses?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk says Tesla’s new Optimus robots can do “anything you want.”

[Jordan @Jthuss23]

Shove it buddy

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

She rip on my van til I winkle

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

She got in my van and ripped on my winkle

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

@NFLonFOX show a replay of penalties you fuckin casuals

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

Sorry god, sundays are for gambling now

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

@EWErickson You must be really stupid then

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

@halomancer1 Horseshoe theory

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

Why shaq’s titties out like that

[KyrieTribesman🤞🏾 @KyrieTribesman]

GODDAMN LEBRON LOOK SICK

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

Some pretty cool shit

[Josh 〽️ @UMFanJosh]

Can someone explain to me wtf goes on over here

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@ericflynnster @orvaloriginal @JackLanter8402 @Jorge_Mtnez @ABujnicki @schwarz Is that not the same thing?

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

I’d eat an ostrich but only if I was able to hunt it too
Preferably with a bow and arrow

[Asian Taco Stand🤠🎣 @AsianTacoStand]

It’s like if rfk’s brain worm put on a suit and went to a donut shop

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

JD Vance had a very awkward visit to a donut shop in Georgia earlier. Trust us, it’s worse than you even think.

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Impending ass disaster