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[Tree @Asian_Baby_Boy]

Asian Late Boy here

2023 checklist

-quit my job by Feb
-visit NYC in Feb
-setup blog site+new Insta
-finish FF vid
-MOVE TO JAPAN IN MAR
-goto mt fugi
-get into photography
-goto a festival
-make Japanese friends
-enroll in Japanese class
-WAIT FOR FRIENDS TO VISIT MEEEEE

[Tree @Asian_Baby_Boy]

2022 I didn’t put out a checklist but I accomplished a lot
- gained a sub button
- met a bunch of cool people
- ran two miles without a break
- Solidified my travel to Japan
- Learn to like being by myself

Tune in on 1/1 for the 2023 checklist

[Habibuu😺 @HabibuAbuGoat]

There is a reason why his eyes are green

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Tree @Asian_Baby_Boy]

@jadexhotpot Happy birthday Jade!!!

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

getting sunday scaries

[ﾊﾁﾐﾂ🍯 @suzumbati76115]

🍎marceline&BMO🍎
#CartoonNetwork

[浦木 猛 @URA_kimou]

頭の上の数字　令和最新版

[TO ZE @RhafToze]

Omega Agito Trinity

[Eater Of Brushes @EaterOfBrushes]

40K looking to be very good

Because of the 6th phase I may pick it up again

[Thaddeus Silverton @Thad_the_Chad]

𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘬𝘢? 𝘔𝘢𝘫𝘪 𝘥𝘦? 𝘔𝘢𝘫𝘪 𝘥𝘢! 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦!
#GPOSER | #FFXIVScreenshots | #ffxivgposer | #HyurMidlander

[Rae Chuu 🐻🔜 OFFKAI @raechuu]

i got to watch a private screening of the backrooms yesterday and the movie was actually so good!!

I WAS SO EXCITED TO GET TO WATCH IT

the camera angles were so uncomfortable and the scares i liked a ton, it was really fun to watch! 🐻

[Big Rasta (6/6 commissions) @LilRasta_arts]

KAMEN RIDER WIZARD WIZARD
It's drip show time!

[Rixian @r_x__n]

Sovereign Blade #slaythespire2

[mac @Damac1214]

All three people being able to do a 1:1 impression of at least one Prequel character is insane

[akisaki @akeesakee]

sts2 maids ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

[Rae Chuu 🐻🔜 OFFKAI @raechuu]

🐻 hii! calling all the plushie enjoyers!
in hopes of making plushie rae real, i've made an official interest check form! 🧸

➜ https://t.co/lrurWBnSBq

if you're even the tiniest bit interested in seeing her becoming PLOOSH please fill this in! TYY!! 🧡

[Roko 🤡 VTUBER 💜 @rokokoprufei]

a person came up to me and asked if i was sailor moon

i politely laughed and said no i'm haruhi

he said who

i said "don't you remember the ancient texts from 2006?"

he said "i wasn't alive then"

i am turning to dust and bone 💀

[Rae Chuu 🐻🔜 OFFKAI @raechuu]

i'm blending in with the humans today!! 🐻
🍂 #raechuuarts | #frotees_ ୨୧ ⊹ ₊. ݁

[トータスラック @Uu2TqfoabM59395]

#ミキシング選手権
エアリアル改修型