Max ⁷

Is that the KO!? I Guess I Still Miss You~

[Imani 🇵🇷 @imanii_reena]

Ya give men babies out of wedlock but draw the line at cooking him a meal.

[HowlingPimPimling @ogwanghaf]

How your gf looks at you when you treat her with respect, kindness, listen to her, don’t beat her, and remain loyal to her

[LeftyCrypto🌹 @LeftyCrypto]

women when you ask them to take accountability

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

When you tell her she can’t go to lunch with her ex boyfriend to get closure

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Dating used to be two people building a life together. Now it feels like one person funding a lifestyle while being treated as easily replaceable.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

This lady in Walmart just told her daughter "you campaigning for a real good ass whooping and you about to win the election"

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[Anime Sports @NoorStriker]

Ichigo's Hollow instincts kicked in 🥶

[yip @yipfella]

If U Can Record Yourself Crying Ain’t Nothing Wrong With Yo Dumb Ass

[Yeshua ☦️🇺🇸🦅 @MeiaLuaCapoeira]

@ykslyy Mold breeds through spores. The spores are legit everywhere. Mostly invisible to us. Every breath you take is full of spores. Literally breathing in mushroom and tree jizz every breath you take. And you like it clearly because you keep doing it. Gay.

[the_ceo @the_ceo99]

Most of these women aren't wifey material.

They're WiFi material, available for everyone to connect.

[Ofentse @ComradeSmiles]

@scorsesebabyyy He was looking like this while typing to Grok. 😂

[4mi ❄️ @scorsesebabyyy]

Niggas think Grok is Jarvis

[Balling @MrGoodGuy1914]

Because they flirt back

[Maira @maira4yo]

this happens inside my heart when i think about you

[Officer Frenly (High IQ) @FrenlyOfficer]

If you are an ugly man and you ask 10 pretty girls to coffee, you will not get a single yes

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

When you figure out the system

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

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[awta🦦 @AwtaLOL]

I tipped a delivery guy $2 once because I was broke.

Felt awful about it. Apologized like 5 times.

2 years later I’m standing in line at an airport, phone at 1%, and my flight’s boarding.
Guy behind me taps my shoulder.