Amy Siddons

I Feel Good From My Head Tomatoes

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

Being a girl is annoying bc I always have to second guess if I actually should be mad or am I just hormonal and need a donut

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

Does anyone else’s parents get confused/aggravated with the suggested friends thing of Facebook? Like every time I see my parents they’re like “I don’t know this person but I have mutual friends!”

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

@_theashleyscott That sounds amazing 🤤

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

People have a low key obsession with grilled cheese and different ways they make it and it is not talked about enough

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

I want a burrito

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

Someone asked me where I got my loafers from and I felt myself age 40 years

[Starbucks @Starbucks]

Me: HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL! 🍂

Also me: *decorated for fall two months ago*

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

I wake up every morning upset with the fact that I’m not Alex Morgan

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

“sure we can make an iced coffee” - a waiter who’s absolutely about to pour boiling hot coffee over a single ice cube

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

One of my favorite things about adulting is flexing my Costco finds

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@_theashleyscott 100% lmao

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

I feel a sense of accomplishment that he knows when he hears me using setting spray that it’s time to go

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

*My dad telling a story*
Dad: yeah this shit was ludicrous!
Me:
Dad: isn’t that the name of some rap band?

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

Does @taylorswift13 put cocaine in her songs?

[RyansAverageLife @RyanAbe]

can we go back to the viral trend of removing plastic from our oceans instead of watching people lick ice cream and put it back on the shelves

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

I’ve been out of Quassy for 2 years and I’m still have Fourth of July nightmares

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

@_theashleyscott I think it stems from Dr. Shaban lol

[Amy Siddons @Asiddons21]

Does anyone else think that some old people smell like the tongue depressors at the doctors? That being said, popsicle sticks freak me out for that reason