Lisa Parris

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. -Confucius

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

@tacobell Taco Bell at 129 Talcottville Rd in Vernon, CT is giving TB a bad name. They have shitty customer service, always out of stuff, machine won’t take card one day & cash another day. I love Taco Bell & unfortunately this location is a waste of space! WORST ONE IN CT!!

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

These fools were having such a lovely day on their boat and then they decided to FAFO and FAFO they did

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

When I heard that trump was facing a possible 100 years in prison.

Happy Friday indeed!

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

Happy Star Wars Day! #StarWarsDay

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

Guess who just made my day? @WarbyParker. Thanks #teamwarby! (Special shout-out to Mayme!) Mayme was so friendly and helpful. It was nice having her assist me with the reordering of my new glasses.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Man vs 30 pound box.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

This new Warnock ad is perfect.

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

@Walmart Please explain why the laundry aisle is called Mother’s Room? #Walmart #GhettoWalmart

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Wheel of Styles' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/fZqJzExVYU

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Brewery Pioneer' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/CWD0769OlH

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Taste Crazy' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/7QNwdI53qP

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Taster, Please' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/1lkUtOQhcj

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Photogenic Brew' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/nb9eeJ946M

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Land of the Free' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/YcD3OU1FcN

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Cheers to Independent U.S. Craft Breweries' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/BFm5pZnfQp #seektheseal

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

I just earned the 'Cheers To You! (Level 7)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/8cm131Lgjo

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

Does anyone elses niece make commercials for fun??? @SecretDeodorant please hire her!

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

Does anyone elses niece make commercials for fun??? @SecretDeodorant please hire her!

[Lisa Parris @Asil1278]

Received this text today. @HRBlock Pretty sure it’s a scam. Let the tax scams begin. FYI- H&R Block is who I use to file taxes, but I haven’t even done mine yet.