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Malume on steroids. I give the advice your Malume never gave you. I speak what I speak. Ndiza kuxelel’ isiponono. No holy cows & I hold no prisoners!

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This is going to be my morning routine ☺️

1.Lower Abs:
20 Leg Lifts
30 Sec Flutter Kicks
20 Reverse Crunches

2.Middle Abs:
45 Sec Elbow Plank
45 Second Bird Dog
45 Second Cobra

3.Upper Abs:
30 Knee Up Crunches
30 High Crunches
30 Curl Ups

https://t.co/E6hzticnA4

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@Kwandakazi1 @TakaTina1 @Tillytiny1 Yhoooo andizosela

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I’m shattered & I’m scared. I pray that he survives this. I summon zonke iNgelosi zeZulu to shield him against this dreadful COVID. There is a God our Lord & saviour, uThixo wokhokho bethu. They’ve prayed to him for generations and now I pray to Him. Strength! Health! Victory!

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@RediTlhabi Dr Lucky Swartbooi, I didn’t even know he passed. What a gentle & kind man. Taught me a few things about life. RIP Tolo, Zulu, Mchenge😭😭😭

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@RediTlhabi Redi, I am not easily scared but these days I’m a wreck & very unlike me. I pray we heal after this devastating. I am scared.

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@banele_mhlambi This thing of Lebanon keeps repeating itself, around this time in 2006 a similar blast & fighting took over 3000 lives in Beirut.

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@danielmarven This child is very polite shem, mine would have wiped that sh!t off that blackboard. 😂

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@street_kid45 @danielmarven 😂😂😂

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@KatlegoLTweets Hayi inoba ndingumlungu ke mna, andi understandi fokkol. ☹️

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@BrinkSonja those are powerful words on your profile and indeed sad truth.

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@Teezy_Promking Yeeer maan

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@kagano_m Probably! Probably? There’s no probability her, it’s definitely nosomnia.

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Let me introduce the new Minister of Health in Zimbabwe, yhooooo shem I pray for Zimbabwe. Death is going to be deadlier. 😳

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I can’t sleep. Damn!

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Let me go to bed.

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@SnoopyBez @Simza_396225 @News24 @AtholT what’s happening in my town, inxilile or iqhunyiwe iANC?

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@ANC @PresidencyZA

Please RT until they see it and act on this rampant corruption.

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@sangxa @MYANC @CyrilRamaphosa OMG, I’ve just seen Dr Buyile Tom & Dr Lucky Swartbooi on this video. No man this is not right at all, these deaths cruel, I’m scared.
Mr President these are results of your inability to curb corruption and act on criminals in your circle.

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@vusi_sikhosana @mbali_ndlela Yaqonda she was pregnant ejola & edlala two men in 1991, ngu girlie loo nyan nyan. I too was not a virgin in 1991. 😂😂😂