Shemeshka the Marauder

King of the Crosstrade, Speaker of the Mutual Trade Consortium, Sigil's Best Arcanaloth, Razorvine-Crowned Future Oinoloth, & My Dresses Are Worth More Than You

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

Please be aware that while I spin the deepest dark of things, I spin lies just as often. Dance little puppets! Dance lest the razorvine of my crown grace your flesh!
#Planescape #Dnd

(@AskShemeshka is the obnoxiously in-character alt of D&D / Pathfinder author @TheRealShemeska )

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

While AC/DC was quite accurate for the listing of "dirty deeds" available from people that I know and can get you hooked up with, they were exceptionally wrong about anything I arrange being "done dirt cheap".

*preen*

[Dr. Amber Stewart @TheRealShemeska]

I will never not be abhorred at the fact that we could have had a sequel to Planescape: Torment, with David Gaider working on the project, but WotC scuttled it.

Here's a displeased Shemeshka that sums up my feelings on the matter.

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

My influence ever expands and now includes gardening products!

Of course if a few razorvine seeds just happen to be included...

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

The bench I had installed in Sigil's Park of the Infernal and the Divine.

*preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@_Mage_Mina_ Always, always this question. Just because a tiefling has style, great management sense, and has reached a certain top tier level of influence in a stupidly short period of time you mortals assume that she's my kid?

I am not Kylie the Tout's father.

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

I take back what I said before.

Yes, my tiefling groom-guards are classic, but "if anyone was going to shove an Eater of Knowledge into a suit, it'd be Shemeshka."

Also, his name is Tom.

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[The Gallant Goblin @gallantgoblin]

✨ For the Planescape set @wizkidsgames has another special box with variant painted minis (and good ones,) but this set also features an exclusive: Shemeshka's Bodyguard, and he’s quite the meaty brute. 👊💥 https://t.co/RebAhaDKO7

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@Veltharis Point taken mortal.

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

"Shemeshka's Bodyguard"?

The *violent yugoloth curse words*?!

The fucking *even more violent 'loth curse words*?!

No no. Someone, somehow interpreted "groomer-guard" as 'giant ugly monster mini that was clearly recycled from another project'

*preen*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[The Gallant Goblin @gallantgoblin]

✨ For the Planescape set @wizkidsgames has another special box with variant painted minis (and good ones,) but this set also features an exclusive: Shemeshka's Bodyguard, and he’s quite the meaty brute. 👊💥 https://t.co/RebAhaDKO7

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@WarlockKitsune @ShylaraThe @Veraglaeka *GRIN*

She'll figure it out eventually.

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

Getting into the whole Barbie thing along with the apprentice @ShylaraThe

*preen*

Art by @Veraglaeka

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@TonyDiTerlizzi Wonderful, wonderful work Tony. Always a delight to see your art, but I so dearly hope that your contribution to 5e's Planescape will also include a similar updated presentation of myself. I'm the best character after all.

Your original piece of me was fantastic.

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@WitchOfSkye [OOC]

Shemeshka's original creator, Ray Vallese commented a few years ago on Facebook that while it originated as a typo in 'Uncaged: Faces of Sigil' that he was totally on board with playing her as being trans.

I'm cool with it as well, being trans myself.

[IC]

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@TheRealShemeska [OOC] Nevermind, it neither worked as I'd hoped, but I didn't lock myself out either. :P

[In-Character] *screaming public meltdown that results in the flogging of some random berk with razorvine*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

[OOC] I'm about to try something to reset the recovery email for this account to one that I actually have access too. In doing so I may lose access entirely. If I do, announcements and replacement details will be on @TheRealShemeska

[aenvu @aenvuart]

Annah of the Shadows
#Planescape

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@Wizards_DnD @ChrisPerkinsDnD Yet damn do I look good. As always.

*preen*

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@Wizards_DnD @ChrisPerkinsDnD I think I speak for #Planescape fans everywhere, and the yugoloth hegemony, and most importantly for MYSELF when I see this cover art and I have to ask:

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY RAZORVINE?!

*preen*

#dnd #dnd5e

[Red Panda Lord @Skandalpanda]

@AskShemeshka A closer look, to the delight of everyone.

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@SpaceCatKyle Hands down. Absolutely.

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

I've decided on my new title to go along with 'The Marauder' and 'King of the Crosstrade'.

It's going to be 'Planescape Covergirl'

*PREEN*

#Planescape #dnd #dnd5e

[Shemeshka the Marauder @AskShemeshka]

@KingofVrock The artist is being flogged with most of it.

Last time I allow artistic license.