im a fucking problem

I'm a fucking walking paradox.... No I'm not

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it's twitter tweet whatever the fuck you want who gives a shit what people say it's twitter

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@ICICIBank_Care Hi, I have been a ICICI customer since 2018 but I haven't received any Rubyx or Saphhiro lifetime free card offers. Do you still run those?

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@AirAsiaIndia By when can I expect a response?

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@KotakCares I would urge you to read my query first before sending me direct links to your website

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@KotakCares Hi team.

I had applied for a White credit card basis the free pre-approved offer I got from the 811 app.

Just wanted to double check if it is Life Time Free

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I can DM my phone number and CRN

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@KotakCares Team, I have just asked you to check if my card is lifetime free or not. I don't know why does it take more than 2 days to check this. I am still waiting for your revert

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@KotakCares Awaiting response on DM

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@AirAsiaIndia Sent a DM

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@AxisBankSupport By when can I expect a proper resolution

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@Olacabs @ola_supports I was charged INR 47 extra on my ride because the partner took a different route. And I am unable to raise a request from your app or website. Please do the needful

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@Olacabs It's 76th Independence Day. Please correct the same

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@XpressBees_IN @Puma I placed an order from Puma on 5thMay and the delivery was expected by 9th. But i haven't received my product yet. Sent an email to your customer support but no response. Order ID: 103150859 AWB: 14406222015479

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Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut

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@SonuSood @MumbaiPolice @mybmc need your help here

[Girish B Sharma @Lens_ProtocoIs_]

Need to save one life in Mumbai. Urgently need one ventilator bed.

Name of Patient - OmNath Sharma
CT scroe - 19/25
Oxygen - 75
Age - 79 yrs
Heavily co-morbid

Pls help @SonuSood sir.
This is very very serious!!

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@AVA_airasia Please check your DM. Please do not send automated replies. I am tired of it

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Ironic how ex's always go after people they told you to never worry about when y'all were together 😒✋🏻

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You ever heard a song so good that you just

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A thread

#InstagramDown #WhatsAppDown

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When Instagram and WhatsApp crashes. People on Twitter
#whatsappdown #instagramdown

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You cannot change someone who does not see an issue with their actions