Tyler Durden

I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. ASK ME ANYTHING *Parody

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Q: @alicereeve07 what would your acceptance speech be if you won tonight? #criticschoice
A: “You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world” NEXT QUESTION

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Q: @JacobJMeeks Why don’t you present an award at #critcschoice? You’d be a lot more entertaining than these clowns
A: Because I don’t participate in corporate-sponsored circle, I prefer regular traditional circle jerks NEXT QUESTION

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Then we buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like. It makes perfect sense.

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*SMH* ... let's go over this ONE more time.

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Q: @lee_kushner That's just embracing AIDS, maybe. A: Is there a question is here? Stop wasting my time. NEXT QUESTION

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Q: @Gibimba whats the first rule of fight club? A: What's 'Fight Club'? Never heard of it. NEXT QUESTION

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RT: @itsjeffmurray Why would I give tips to a potential competitor? Teach yourself. NEXT QUESTION

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Q: "How do you buy things?"
A: The things you own end up owning you. NEXT QUESTION!

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While y'all are quibbling over emojis, you do realize that more pressing issues are present. Like, EVERY OTHER ISSUE PRESENT.

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@PoisonPsychotic No espeaka Español muchacho

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We buy things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people we don't like ... sounds about right.

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Remember this everyone: This is your life, and its ending one minute at a time.

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This is true, because I said it.

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Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. And don't forget to ... http://t.co/ieCw3FUMqq

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How much Lye do I need for y'all to realize that it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything?

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Oh lord, here we go. http://t.co/ziyYYN02u3

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Here's a cheat sheet for your New Year's toast.

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Happy Boxing Day ... now let's get out on the streets and box one another.

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What do I look like, Google? @marvelzombiek how do you make napalm with cat litter and frozen orange juice?.

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A: Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything Q: @GDT_liber8 smash thy possessions or give them to the needy ...