Evan Askar

[Poirot @Argenpoirot]

En Arabia Saudita las autopistas tienen un cartel en rojo indicando el camino para los NO MUSULMANES. En Arabia Saudita hay ciudades donde no podés entrar si no sos musulman (La Meca y Medina)

Pero ellos pueden invadir Europa y los reciben felices.

[Alex Bruesewitz 🇺🇸 @alexbruesewitz]

Kamala, thank you for this post. It’s a stark reminder to the American people of precisely why you'll never be President. You're a moron.

[Rams_Chick07 @Rams_Chick07]

They had all the booze stored and ready to go in the Jays locker room only for it to be wheeled out to the visitor locker room for the Dodgers instead 🤣

#Dodgers

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

🤣🤣You broke your own covid rules to attend a big dinner party at one of America’s fanciest restaurants during the pandemic, as millions of Californians were suffering.
You didn’t give a damn about them.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Hey @MSNBC I’m gonna go ahead and rule out that it was one of Charlie Kirk’s supporters that accidentally shot him with a celebratory gun shot.

[Savion “Cinco” Hiter (High-ter) @5starsavi]

Can’t wait to celebrate my commitment to @UMich @UMichFootball today!
GO BLUE 〽️

[Evan Askar @AskarEvan]

@winkychrist I’m so sorry Chris God rest his soul

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤔

[PBD Podcast @PBDsPodcast]

Pretty close 😂

[Pau Gasol @paugasol]

Welcome to LA, @luka7doncic! 💜💛 Excited to see you in purple & gold. The Lakers family is special—enjoy the journey and make history! 🏀🔥

[Eric Abbenante @EricAbbenante]

Epic Adam Carolla rant from a hotel after the LA wildfires forced to evacuate from his home, where he predicts Hollywood leftists will be so frustrated by the rebuild effort that they will not vote Democrat:
"You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get. now that your house is on fire.
So here's what's going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they're going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off and then they're going to vote for Trump or whoever's Trumpian next.
When they start getting the regulation, they're going to go nuts. And when they start running into the bureaucracy and the red tape, they're going to start going nuts and they're going to vote for Rick Caruso next time.
They're going to find out they're going to get bit by their own snake. They're going to convert. I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they're going to be fucking rip shit pissed when the City and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off.
We're going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can't have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa monica."

This is why Californians pay the highest taxes: So that their government can completely fail them in their time of need.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

We are so fuking back!

[Mike Garcia @mikegarcia1776]

Proud to have received the endorsement of the @USChamber this week, and I look forward to our continued work to cut taxes, reduce red tape, and tackle the inflation crisis. Shout-out to Hanasaki Sushi Bar for hosting a great event and serving up some amazing sushi! They’re a perfect example of a local business thriving in a tough environment.

[AJ 〽️ @AJ71827]

As someone who was at the game, I can confirm that this isn’t true and we actually booed the hell out of him, to the point where he started flipping us off

[AB @AB84]

Faggot of the Day #CTESPN

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

National Champion Captain Dave remembers the days when Ohio State stood for something

Now all they do is cry. Sad! @stoolpresidente

[Evan Askar @AskarEvan]

@JerryDurghalli @ShipItNation Can’t wait for the low cal wines 😍😍😍

[Jerry Durghalli @JerryDurghalli]

Sunday Funday 🔥💪🏼🔥💪🏼
Including a second #DraftKings MLB Final ticket.
@ShipItNation

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

100 MILLION PlSSED OFF REPUBLICANS.

0 CITIES DESTROYED.

Imagine that.