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Asmongold reacts to the new God of War reveal and realizes you play as a girl the whole time

"Wait, so you're playing as her instead of Kratos? There's no way you're gonna have to play as a girl the whole time. No way they really did this shit to me."

"I play God of War so I can play as Kratos. How can it not be? It's not possible."

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Asmongold says he would immediately abort a kid with Down syndrome and it's the most obvious decision he would make

"To me it’s such an obvious decision. Like yeah obviously you'd do that, of course. I can’t even comprehend why a person would have a moral problem with this. I genuinely can’t understand it.”

“I don't want to have a kid with Down syndrome that I have to take care of for the rest of my life. Absolutely not. It'll be a burden on myself and my wife and my family and the society for the rest of its life. That's just really the truth."

"If you want my opinions on moral issues you're probably going to somehow get the wrong answer. But in my own world I have a moral compass, it might not point north but I do have a moral compass."

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Asmongold reacts to Low Tier God beating his baby mama in court without a lawyer

"He goes and represents himself in court against his baby mama and he gets a restraining order and wins the court case against her. He reps himself. He locked in."

"What's a high tier lawyer to a low tier god?"

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Asmongold drops the brutal truth about what happens every time a girl sends a guy nudes

"If you're a girl and you're sending guys photos, the odds are that at least half of the time a lot of his close friends have seen you naked."

"The more that you share girls' nudes that they send you, the more that girls will stop sending nudes. Do you really want that to happen? Do you want to kill the golden goose? Then stop sharing the eggs."

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Asmongold admits he'll eat a person but draws the line at one specific body part

"Would you eat people if it was available and it tasted good? Yeah, of course. I mean, if there's no negative effects."

"I wouldn't eat a guy's dick. Even if it tasted good, I would not eat somebody's dick. But like an arm or a leg, I could see that."

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Asmongold explains how you can tell leftists know they're wrong based on one simple test

"Leftists know that they're wrong and the reason that you know that they know they're wrong is because they're not able to accurately summarize your disagreements in an honest way."

“I think that most right wing people can easily summarize the disagreements and complaints that leftist people have with say the right wing or with society or with anything else.”

"But if you're not able to accurately summarize and understand what other people's points of view are, the reason why is probably because you have to caricature them because you know that the base argument is valid."

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Asmongold's theory on why pretty girls always tell the fat friend she's the prettiest one

"Do people cosplay the character? If the answer is no, it's probably not a good character. It's actually that simple."

"That's why you have all these pretty girls that get together and they decide the prettiest girl in the group is the fat one. It's because they all know it's a lie but they can feel good about themselves by giving it to somebody they know they will never have to sexually compete with."

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Asmongold checks every gaming company for Pride Month and discovers gay is officially over

"No gay. Zero gay. Gay is over. I'm sorry guys, y'all had a really good run for like a few years."

"They never cared about you. They never cared about your rights. They never cared about your humanity. They never cared about your sexuality. They only used that to take advantage of you. And now that it's no longer popular, they've thrown you out because they never cared about you to begin with."

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Asmongold says Western studios are deliberately making every woman in games ugly and middle-aged on purpose

"Western game studios are all in on making every woman in a video game look like they are middle aged and slightly below average attractiveness."

"They want to completely subvert heteronormative sexuality. You can't be attracted to young women that are naturally attractive. It has to be towards older women, towards feet, towards some other form of sexuality, some other type of species in a fantasy world."

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Asmongold says Democrats had every advantage imaginable and still lost because they can't stop homeless people from pulling their dicks out in front of childrens stores

"You had all the media on your side. Every corporation agrees with you. Every celebrity says you're right. And you just can't stop homeless people from pulling their dicks out in front of a children's store."

"That's the only thing that people asked you to do. They said, please get rid of all of the homeless people pulling their dicks out, going crazy, causing problems. You had everything given to you and you still managed to lose."

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Asmongold reacts to the new God of War reveal and realizes you play as a girl the whole time

"Wait, so you're playing as her instead of Kratos? There's no way you're gonna have to play as a girl the whole time. No way they really did this shit to me."

"I play God of War so I can play as Kratos. How can it not be? It's not possible."