Mr Asorted

LL.B (Hons).//Realist.//Fighter.// Bad Boy With Good Intention.
A boy God is helping.

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

Glad to be back here❤️

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

Just look at how excited and cute she sounds about her boyfriend’s birthday. She has probably kept surprises and gifts for him somewhere. Every nonchalant woman will sleep and not wake up tomorrow morning.

[Kiligan @KayceeKiligan]

I no send you monthly allowance now I am seeing it for free

Patience guys I say

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

Omor boys too complain yesterday for WhatsApp.., Dis girls no de try oo 😭😂

[𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗩𝗜𝗖 🌱 @dhunter_01]

Being fvcked by a woman who hates your girlfriend is so heavenly.

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

Omor boys too complain yesterday for WhatsApp.., Dis girls no de try oo 😭😂

[Shehu Gazali Sadiq @Rejoice_inlife]

Nigerians never knew that Tinubu changed the National Anthem with N12billion.

Amaechi just made the revelation on the 30th of September 2026.

Did the national assembly approve this? Is it budgeted for?

Nigerians should ask questions.

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

Happy Sunday everyone 🥰🤲💙

[Sweet Soul @OhajiemoU85445]

Women are Sex addicts, it's just that she doesn't love you...

[The Dark humour @TheDarkHumours]

I support LGBTQ 😂

[Ibrahim 🌟 @Ayodejman_]

Kee Dem Yung

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

If I kiss you like this you go wet asap

[Icy gurll❄️💕 @Bigbaby243]

This is the best way to kiss a woman on the first day to make her go crazy over you. Not aggressive, just calm and gentle.🥺

[JoshJosha⭐ @JoshJosha1]

Drama💔 Instead of a ring 💍, he shows her family WhatsApp screenshots of their daughter having morning sex with 4 men.

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

Thinking your vagina automatically gives you a right to somebody else’s money is actually WILD…

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

For real for real, our fathers have married all the good and sensible women on earth. We are doomed 🙂‍↕️

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

For real for real, our fathers have married all the good and sensible women on earth. We are doomed 🙂‍↕️

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

God you know the reason i don’t sleep at night, Biko Nyerem aka 🥹🤲

[Feyi @gvofeyii]

Violated the seat belt rule and an FRSC member on the road said I’d pay 40k

Just for me to show him the official website stating that the fine is just 2k

Bro was dumbfounded 🤦🏾‍♂️😂

[Mr Asorted @Asorted10]

God you know the reason i don’t sleep at night, Biko Nyerem aka 🥹🤲

[AdeMoyo💕 @itsademoyo]

Morning sex and midnight sex are two completely different personalities.