Kazuma Asougi

I have no idea what a phone is! /ace attorney parody account
(dgs1 spoilers, little to no dgs2 out of courtesy)
run by the chaotic @holstgoneril

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Thread of iconic moments/threads

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@Wright_txt Would that be a place one goes to somewhere in the outer reaches of the sky to enjoy a beverage?

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Lesbians! Take care of yourself, for you are the pillars of society.

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Naruhodou has made me aware of the true implication of this word. I see.

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I do not understand, when had we begun to find issue with that which is Horny! I myself am quite fond of horned animals, like deer or elk.

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Happy new year, everyone. I hope this decade and each that follow find you well and in good spirits!

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Not implying Professor Mikotoba is cringe but that Dr. Phil is for stealing his entire look.

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Thought I was being approached by Dr. Phil today but as it turns out it was only Professor Mikotoba. Cringe!

[Holmesie! 🔍 @SherlockHoImes_]

Do you think we could one day manage to match icons of the DGS2 artbook cover with like

A shit ton of people

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Yes, I used the word correctly, I asked Naruhodou.

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Who trying to cop

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@asougigenshin I.. it would be my pleasure. It's an honor to be able to hold on to this I... I will cherish it.

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@iriswattext Aliens? Truly? Hmm.. I'll get Naruhodou to drive us, then we will be on our way!

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What is Area 51, and why is Iris begging me to take her there? I cannot even drive.

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@rnaruhodoutxt Th-thank Goodness. This is why you're my Best Boyfriend in the Entire Known World and Beyond!

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@rnaruhodoutxt Your Mind and Heart is huge and this is why I love you so much

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@Wright_txt Well, that would be a hand, wouldn't it? What a sweet riddle! :-)

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@rnaruhodoutxt Will you still take me out to iHop on weekends, though..?

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@rnaruhodoutxt I did not know how to feel about this other.. Me, but if it makes you happy then.. Well, he's alright I suppose.