Asparagus Perry

[MMA Junkie @MMAJunkie]

Dana White is making a BIG MONEY challenge to Tyson Fury to fight Jon Jones in UFC. 😳

"We figured out how to pay Floyd, we'll figure out how to pay you too, Tyson."

Full interview: https://t.co/Xg2Je2G5AI

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

@Anonon41 Can you send me that list of horror movie recommendations again? I accidentally deleted it :/

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

I’m sorry but I cannot get behind y’all crying over someone following A*drew Taint, Elon, Rogan, or whoever else u deem evil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please get a grip on reality and go outside

[__Alix_Perez__ @AlixPerez]

USA Visa approved.

Will be announcing a couple tours in the near future!

🖤

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

@vidsthatgohard Honestly it’s the moms fault for being extremely dramatic and following over due to a nerf dart 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

I’ll never be ashamed of hating on people who like the WWE cause wtf u doin??!!!

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

the way the dude recording held out his hand waiting for your approval after you lightly took down the flag was like 100 times gayer than dudes who actually sucks penis

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

Troubleshooting the twitch stream with some ranked Apex come tell me what settings need adjusted 👿
https://t.co/hMY20ZAqxN

[Mija @hi_mija]

Stop going to college we need more DJs

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

Wholesome apex moment ❤️

[DJ Diesel @djdiesel]

Shoutout to the 3D artists who add visual aid to what you’re hearing and enhancing your experience at live shows. Another group of people who don’t get enough credit for what they do.

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

I’m a Wattson main from here on out. Her abilities are OP and it isn’t talked about enough!!!

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

LMAOOOOOO GET OUTTA HERE

[Apex Legends @PlayApex]

Ok, here's the deal:

If this post gets 10k likes, we'll add the swimsuit skin

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

When you’re playing ranked and your 3rd doesn’t push any fights you and your teammate take so now you’re stuck watching this:

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

@MisterJ831 @MMAJunkie They’re reaching and saying it’s because Jons fiancé is typically hidden from the media and now she’s showing face. Maybe to prove they’re relationship is better and Jon’s a good man now

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

@MMAFighting Conor would get knocked out in 1 round lmao

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

@JonnyBones Hydrate - Skrillex, flowdan, beam, & peekaboo

[NIGHTMODE @NIGHTMODE]

@shroud sometimes the abyss calls and you can do nothing but answer

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

@ajnassudah @PlayApex As someone who plays on controller I have almost zero problems fighting some nerd who’s tap strafing 😂 get better bro

[Asparagus Perry @AsparagusPerry]

huge f in the chat