Young Weezy

Rugby Dad 🏳️‍🌈

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

If I get married I hope my wife watches me mow the lawn and thinks I’m hot

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

Why can’t the retirement age be 32 I’m tired of working

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes i do random acts of kindness. like keeping my mouth shut, not punching someone in the face for being an idiot etc.

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

Basement partially flooded at my parents house (and they’re clearing it out for a remodel) so I’ve been forced to take bits of my childhood home
90% of it’s getting tossed bc I never wanna be associated with “Kearney” ever again

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[27. @dimvji]

things y'all don’t know:

1. me like that

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

I could live inside a Lowe’s tbh especially if they served hotdogs like Costco

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

Having an ant invasion in your house is not for the weak
It’s almost 10pm and we are about to tear the entire place apart atom by atom

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

Burnt out

[Young Weezy @AspenM5]

“My friends and I like to play this game where we try to convince each other that we have schizophrenia and none of their friends are real”
“I just like to try to convince people that life is a simulation and nothing at all is real”
- just two coworkers making everyone concerned

[Neet @neet_sol]

The corporate life requires an ass licking skillset that I was not born with

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I love when the gym be empty, nobody could see me using the machines wrong

[The Gripper @tom_on_here]

If the cat in the hat tried any of that bullshit in my house, I’d shoot him dead

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

[Mads @europemaxxed]

busy weekend

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[vesky @veskyxd]

taking adderall and googling some
bullshit