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CO // TN •• Be nice to people ••

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

You are allowed to have ice cream 5 times a week during the months of July and August and it's actually good for your health according to science

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this perfectly captures public opinion of crypto

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

The food scientist at Tostitos who added that lil hint of lime

[Joe Wrote @joewrote]

“You need to judge Christopher Columbus by the standards of his time.”

Well, he was arrested and stripped of his titles in 1499 for his tyrannical crimes. So by the standards of the 15th century, he was a monster.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I ain’t dead yet!

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

this Merriam-Webster W 😭😭😭

[Ghost Host @TheGhostHost]

Timeline cleanse:

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Remember that time he said he was willing to solve world hunger and then when the United Nations World Food Programme gave him the fiscal breakdown of how much it would cost ($6.6 billion which would feed 42 MILLION people for a year in 43 countries), he ignored them?

[katie @pipterino]

My peak performance morning routine? Coffee, toast, then enter my Microsoft Authenticator six-digit code about 500 times

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when ads start popping up for stuff I’ve only thought about in my head

[C O U R T N E Y @icourtneycries]

why don't women come forward?!
why don't women take their abuser to court!?
why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't women why don't wo

[Loky @lokymann]

IF IM STARTING A FREE TRIAL THEY SHOULD'NT NEED MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION.

[Sol 🍂 @autumnpard]

women in HAMSTER (humanities, art, music, social sciences, theatre, economics and rhetoric)

[trash jones @jzux]

“use AI or you’ll get left behind” oh no that’s ok you guys go on ahead i’ll be back here with my reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @woofknight]

As Trump shuts down the suicide hotline, Canada has broadcasted their national hotline which now has a toll-free American version: 1-877-330-6366