Robbing a bank is like leaving school at the end of the day.
There’s an alarm going off as you run out the front doors carrying a heavy bag, and hopefully there’s someone waiting in a car to get you the fuck out of there.
What about a comedy movie about a woman who gets possessed, but she hasn't got time to be possessed because she’s on her way to get married.
We can call it, Bride to be Possessed.
Taken 4 Plot: Liam Neeson’s granddaughter gets taken to Mars by the Albanians. The only way he can get her back is to turn into a Jedi again but Disney won’t allow it & production gets shut down.
I’m glad I’m a vegetarian, whenever I read recipes that say, “Insert your meat thermometer into the thickest part of the meat to check if it’s ready”....it’s like, I’m pretty sure that’s how little Kanye Wests are born.
I don’t understand these part-time relationships people have today.
If someone has sex with you & doesn’t want to hang out with you 90% of the time & ruin your life....something is wrong.
So I cut my hand & run to bathroom looking for bandages.
Blood runs over the tiles, makes a pattern on the grout & pools near the drain.
I’m using profanity of course, holy Jesus mother of fucking christ etc.
And that’s how I summoned the demon from gates of hell accidentally.