Aspiring Professor

The world is out to get you

[Obert Dube_The African Poet @obertdube_poet]

Tazviona Moyo from Binga Sikomena is appealing for money to do pharmacy coarse.$500 a semester for 1 year.She is a maid in Mberengwa but with 8 "O" levels including Maths, Eng,Science .Also 4 points at A Level & she did sciences. Her #[phone].
Pliz retweet this message.

[JIGGA 🦍 @Makomborerol]

What l don’t understand about the CAB 3 bill and ZANU in general is , saka hamuna umwe pachenyu horight anogona kuita implement zvikuda kupedziswa zvacho na ED here.Iye ega ndiye anozvi gona 😂

[Oyinda @Oyinda_x_]

Lmaoo I thought you people were lying about these AI gigs 😭😭
Randomly found myself one of those platforms and got $500 for 4hrs of work wtf 😂

[millionairebae♡ @Millionairebay]

One day ndichaudza vafana about OK Zim, Powersales, Enbee and I will start sounding like munhu arikutaura zve Nyore Nyore furnitures.

[▁ ▂ ▄ ▅𝙼𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚆𝚎𝚅𝚑𝚞▅ ▄ ▂ ▁⍟ @TheShonaQueen]

Guys, do you ever sit down and think kuti basa rikanzi rapera nhasi, what's your next plan...?!😭

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

I helped my neighbor fix her washing machine.

She was so grateful she said, “Thank you so much, I could marry you.” I couldn’t believe it.

You do something nice for someone, and they threaten to ruin your life.

[Rubison @rubison_]

Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮�� President Trump reportedly believes he has done all he can militarily and wants to exit the war with Iran.

[Chidera Chukwu 🇳🇬🇲🇽 @chriseciaokoye]

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we are arguing, I'll let you be.

[Mr. Owen. @Slim_Thanos]

Very humiliating Ritual. Especially without Connections

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Breaking up with her in the library so she won't raise her voice>>>>>

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

I think Gmail lying about this storage shit

[Mukunda WekwaKatsande🇿🇼 @MachumaOfficial]

Bhachura ends at 30. After that muri vamwe baba so vasina mukadzi🙏

[Edwin🏆 @niwasasira8]

I thought I was poor until I saw my friend’s phone shut down at 94% 😂😂😂🙌

[Shravani @shrav_10]

Referred someone at my company a few days ago the interview went so bad, they ended up interviewing me again

[Jackson @Jacksonsrule]

Billionaires don’t have bank accounts like you and me. They have art collections,Yachts,Mansions,Stocks. None of it gets taxed until they sell it. So they just never sell it. They borrow against it instead. Live off the loans. Pay almost nothing. Then when they die, their kids inherit it all tax-free. The wealth never gets taxed, It just gets passed down.
And we wonder why the gap keeps getting wider.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

So he’ll stop bombing Iran in order to reopen the Strait of Hormuz…

…which was open before he started bombing Iran.

Got it.

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you show bro a picture of your new girl and he says "As long as you are happy, bro"

[Madesse @LadyCharrr1]

You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.

[🦋Raw~Sushi🍣💫❤️ @1stLawgin]

“Pindai mu bhazi ndakuisa bag renyu mu boot”