—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody.

Superflash Child | Good Version, or bad Version | Also called Astra or Az’Re-El |RP/Parody | MDNI | #ʟᴀᴍᴇɴᴛ

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

𝒜𝓈𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓁 𝒜𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓃

➢𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
➢ 𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢–𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩
➢𝟏𝟖+ 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭
➢𝐈𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐰

❝𝘞𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘰𝘮.❞

[ᅟ ‍ ੈ ⁀ ᅟ 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 𝗦𝗧𝙴͟𝙴͟𝙻 ᅟ .‍ @thekryptonlady]

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[syla ♡ @sylawinget]

Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

how, it just tastes better when you do it. It’s called a love language. I have no idea how you’ve been with mom all these years and still aren’t used to this.”

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

“You’re one to talk. Didn’t you stab somebody ‘cause they were taking too long to bleed out?” Sounds like something he’d do.

Quickly pulling a ‘got your nose’ and in an attempt to fly away, she hits her head on the roof (she wasn’t going fast enough to go through).

“I know

[𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻 @DamagedDeity]

“Yes . Slow down . You’re far too impatient .”

He lets out a groat and waves the hair away from his face . A slight roll of his eyes .

“You need to learn to do things for yourself sometimes .”

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

; lets see

[MAYDAY @MaydayQuips]

https://t.co/9QLQXM4hGu

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

“Uhm . . .” eyes narrowing. “Who are you and what have you done with my dad? ‘Slowing down’? Cmon now.”

Aaaand she pulls away, then flies upside down. Just enough to have her hair tickling his forehead repeatedly. “I’ll stop when you make me that toast!”

[𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻 @DamagedDeity]

“I can’t believe these words are about to come out of my mouth . . Have you tried slowing down ?”

He’s now grabbing her upper arm, pulling it back and counter phasing .

“Stop that .”

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

; I want ships here pls

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

(dramatic recreation of when she realized she had powers)

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

"Nuh uh. You make it with fatherly intent, I make it with 'hurry tf up' intent. Just make me some french toast, please?"

Yeah well, that was his bad. She's here and phasing through him as they speak.

[𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻 @DamagedDeity]

“You’d make it just as good as I do if you paid attention .”

He knew the powers would likely pass down but he didn’t think she’d use phasing to annoy him .

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

; I am thinking of having her be a lawyer, that way if somebody tries 'Supergirl' or 'Savitar', they have an attorney in their back pocket. Maybe criminal defense isn't her specialty, but still.

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

"Okay, and? You still make it better than I do."

He's a speedster, he didn't think that would pass down? That's just criminal negligence.

[𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻 @DamagedDeity]

“Only because you don’t pay attention when I try teach you .”

Phasing constantly wasn’t part of the deal as far as he was aware at all .

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

“But it’s better when you do it!”

Probably, now she only does it to annoy him. This is what he signed up for when he decided to have kids.

[𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻 @DamagedDeity]

He swears he’s had to tell her not to almost every day since she was like 5 .

“You are perfectly capable of making it yourself .”

[—𝐀𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 • Parody. @AsrielAllen]

Clearly not enough!

Going through a few more times for good measure. “I’ll stop if you make me French toast.”

[𝓢𝓪𝓿𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓻 @DamagedDeity]

How many times has he told her not to do that ?